Kung Fu Cob

@MANN1SHBOY @hybsksjsj87558 Double up. He can have 15 of mine as well

@hybsksjsj87558 I'll send you 10 pair a month for that 😂

Any lads want to get rid of their worn socks for £100/£150

@LP1886 Nostalgia

She’s defo feeling herself tonight!

@MANN1SHBOY @MedievalScholar Defo eating frogs but not sure about pints

@MedievalScholar @KungFuCobby be supping pints and eating frogs in here soon buddy

Carcassonne, France

@tagliatelier @sashayanshin I thought this 😂

@sashayanshin Is this super suspect comparison the only one you could come up with?

It’s like a 13-year old old telling her parents to vote on two options: 1. Go out clubbing with a group of lads from the pub. Limit to 6 drinks for the night and hopefully back by 2am. 2. Go out all night, get wasted, stay over at a random aguy’s house. Then stay out two more nights because why not. That way she won’t disturb the parents coming back late at night. Those are obviously the only 2 viable options.

@tweetsfromben Big drive here

We all knew Josh Allen would be the deciding factor in this game - but not like this

@Woznot1 @FootballTalkHQ This fucking did me woz hahahaha

@FootballTalkHQ And them sold your soul and went for more money each move you scruff

🗣️ Carlos Tevez: “When I arrived in England, they took me to see the house the club was offering me. It had a garden, a garage, shiny floors... and silence. A lot of silence. I came from Fuerte Apache, where five of us slept in one room and gunshots were part of the night. I didn’t know how to live in tranquility. It scared me. After a while, I asked to move. I went to a poorer, noisier neighbourhood, where the neighbours shouted, cooked on the sidewalk, and kids played in the street. That’s where I felt at home. Not all of us dream of the same things. Some of us dream of going back to what we are.”

@realordinarylad Ahh sad that. May he rest in perfect peace

@KungFuCobby No sadly. This is that man

For new year we joined a scheme where you pick up a bum and feed him, picked one up for new years dinner at my mums and he’s got pissed and shit his self asleep on the couch! NEVER AGAIN.

@RealTomH More deets please sir

Long term followers are probably hearing this story for the tenth time but possibly the merriest Christmas was the one I was sued for professional negligence. Received the letter before action the week between Xmas and new year anyway.

@unfadeable_one I missed what Pickens said?

@greggrosenthal Shut up Greg you snake

feisty half by Snoop and the Ravens defense. The turning point of America's Game 2025 Ravens starts here

@Raka17__ Yeah, about that...

@CPFC_Adam We need eze running routes for us

@KungFuCobby Unbeaten in 17 games, generally good football, solid defensively what's not to like 🤣

Bro I'm about done with Dallas. The secondary STINKS and now we got Lamb getting smashed in the back field on a handoff.

@RealTomH Mate I know how random this is but I stumbled across your acc a few weeks back and I just need to tell you how fucking funny I find your tweets. You utilise this app exactly how it was meant to be used. Crack me up daily 😂

I said I was just closing my eyes to picture the characters in the audio version of Harry Potter but was rumbled by Camilla when apparently I started snoring

@IanG1878 @terryb318 @MicahhParsons11 Calm down boys i think hes just forcing Jerry to the negotiation table... (I also thought Ndiaye would be a blade forever) 🤣

@terryb318 @MicahhParsons11 Jerry Jones 🙄

Thank you Dallas 🦁👑 🙏🏾! I

If Whitney Houston was from Birmingham:

@Of1889R Hahahahahahahahaha

Last thing on his mind is attendances yet here he is on Google looking at attendances from 39 years ago 😂😂

@B0Y1SHMAN @oasisrec Incredibly gay that

@oasisrec I heard Listen Up for the first time in a while the other day and it gave me this vibe

@tomm0114 @swfc Get Bracknell in Mullers

Sheffield Wednesday can confirm the departure of manager Danny Röhl by mutual consent #swfc