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@_ROUNDTHEBEND__ I’m lactose intolerant Cheers mum 👍

Merry Christmas you filthy animals. The RTB Shit Christmas Presents Awards 2025 are officially OPEN. Show me the absolute fucking shite Santa (your nan) has dumped under your tree 🎅🎁🎄

@LGB_1962 @LBC Echo this 👏

‘Broadcasters need to take a stronger stance on this.’ Eni Aluko reveals she lost out on work during her case against Joey Barton.

@jgnufc1 @FootyShambles Stop kissing are ass every time your at anfield then. Because we hate the “geordies an scousers are the same” saying

@PaulAndo1987 @LIBBO1878 😂😂

@LIBBO1878 Shouldn’t you be at the match instead of replying to this

Everton having no wools has to be the biggest myth in football 🤣

@PaulAndo1987 The 5 hour journey is a solid giveaway

Unpopular opinion: No EPL player de@d or alive can make it into this XI.

@afcnxthxn 6 year without a Proppa trophy 😂

6 years ago, William Saliba joined The Arsenal and the rest is history. ❤️🧱

Genius of month.

@MagpieMediaX You’ve been offered 120 million. Stop carrying on like we’ve killed your dog

Yasir Al-Rumayyan is absolutely furious with Liverpool Football Club. You’d imagine he feels insulted with that derogatory approach for Isak yesterday. Let’s not forget that Al-Rumayyan is a huge fan of the Swede - he’s made it clear time and time again that he will not allow his favourite player to be sold at this stage of the project. Feels like this whole thing has backfired horrendously for the Premier League champions - especially considering the fact that PIF literally OWN the only teams who would be willing to pay silly money for Nunez and their other castoffs. Fair to say they can forget about that “get out of jail card” after this debacle. The relationship is shattered, for sure - perhaps beyond repair. #LFC tried to act tough and force #NUFC into a corner - and have failed miserably. That will not be forgotten, or forgiven, any time soon.

@LFCTransferRoom Calvert Lewin

𝗤: If Liverpool can’t get Aleksander Isak this season — who should #LFC go for (as many don’t seem to be big fans of Ekitike) or should they wait until next year?

@Nufc2Everything What time will they have Ekitike

🚨 #NUFC - You all know my source is spot on every week with the team sheets and the info I’ve just received this morning at 9am is that Newcastle WILL have Hugo Ekitike and Alexander Isak next season. #NUFC

@dani37pacheco Half expected you to come off the bench

Best fans ever. Forever red. ❤️

@PaulSmithJnr Ugandan dollars is next

What’s that in euros? €

Defeated in Bilbao. #MUFC || #UELfinal

@higgyboson What did you have for lunch ?

I'm a self employed decorator. Today I started work on the exterior of a house. I had a 10 min break in my van at 10.30 and was 10 mins into my lunch at 12.30 when the customer complained that I was sitting in my van too long. So I packed up my stuff and left. Not going back 💥

🚨Muslims in the UK are now calling for a BAN of people eating in public during Ramadan daylight hours  They argue that seeing people eating food increases their temptation  What's your message to them?

Van Dijk’s absolutely done Richarlison😭😭😭

The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be

@TheFigen_ What is she’s diabetic

A teacher surprised the cleaner he called to the classroom with his students under the pretext of cleaning.

@_ROUNDTHEBEND__ A candle 🕯️

🏌️‍♂️Fuck it I can’t wait any longer I’ve give yous a chance to open all the shite off ye nan so let’s go! Merry Christmas everyone hope yous are all good it’s that time of the year again let’s see what absolute fucking shite presents santa has left under the tree 🌲 🎁 🎅