Lo Elyse

Feeling impulsive so I decided to go on Twitter.

Hey @RebeccaGotta

@KwikTrip Kind of a disappointing response for someone who showed up as blueberry yogurt on Waze that day...

@LPOCKL I mean, sure

@KwikTrip is it just me or do you really like blueberry chobani yogurt?

My professor just told everyone in my zoom class that we all look clinically depressed and accused us of drinking alcohol out of our tumblers and everyone just stared back at him looking clinically depressed while drinking alcohol out of their tumblers.

@mommaalyy Same for sure

@Its_MissIndia2U @ch4christian “I read on here”...problem #1 is using twitter as your source of information

$1200...my rent is actually $1195 so I’ll be able to buy a coffee with the rest awesome.

Lol my average is like 3.5 hours.

I always thought breakups was one of the most painful feelings in the world, but damn it doesn’t even come close to the pain of losing one of your best friends to drugs.

I fucking hate March, April, and May.

If you want to go to a place to watch couples fight go to IKEA

@Ngide96 @deraj_samoht @hannahbrown BUT HE SAID PLS

It seems I’m a very controversial subject. 🤔 Honestly, nothing new here. #TheBachelor

The best thing @hannahbrown did was pick Jed because damn I hate her now.

@mommaalyy I think you meant to say *havent learned yet how to

@mommaalyy Just out here tryin’ to survive

@mommaalyy I keep falling asleep while driving

@mommaalyy I just put hand sanitizers under my eyes if that helps

Sometimes I love my insomnia because it gives me the opportunity to snuggle my dog without her resisting cause she’s too sleepy.

It’s weird to think some people have jobs that don’t cause them to routinely cry on their way home from emotional exhaustion. Like my parents just drive home and go and live their lives on their days off and here I am laying in bed at 4am wondering if my patient will die soon.

@mommaalyy Will continue to monitor and provide support