Lauren Parker

Janine asks who the person is. They reply that they are the school psychologist. Janine says she had no idea they even had a school psychologist! Cut to flashback scenes of the the school psych in the background of old episodes revealing that they had been there all along!

It’s #schoolpsychweek and I have an episode pitch for @AbbottElemABC: Janine is wandering seemingly abandoned halls looking for something in a closet. She opens a storage closet door and finds a well dressed person sitting at a tiny desk surrounded by files.

DYK that most school psychologists spend #SchoolPsychWeek thanking themselves and each other? 😂 If you work in a school or know a school psychologist who has made a difference in your child’s life now is a great time to send a note of thanks!

@kevin_212 That is so smart!

@LParker_PsyS The smartest thing our district ever did was to make Nov. 1st a perpetual professional day 🤓

Pro-tip: today and tomorrow are good times to catch up on parent phone calls, classroom observations (great time to observe changes in routine and peer interactions 😉), and report writing. May the timeline be ever in your favor. 🎃 🍭

There should be a special code you can put into your tv once you’ve voted so you can stop seeing political ads

The only thing worse than having a bottle of purple nail polish shatter all over your tile floor is having a bottle of clear nail polish shatter all over your tile floor. 🫠

@amandavande1 Gorgeous!!

Perfect fall day on a girls’ weekend to Nashville w my best girl. Found the perfect graduation dress. Headed to the Ryman. Not rushing through the good parts.

I’ve been having one of those days where I just keep making stupid annoying little mistakes that aren’t a big deal, but have made the day irritatingly inconvenient. I think I need some chamomile tea and a good night’s sleep. Hopefully I get myself together tomorrow. 🤦🏻‍♀️😴🤞

It takes a team to support students' mental health. To the counselors, psychologists, social workers, and so many others in our schools advocating for students and their mental well-being - thank you for all you do! #ThankYouThursday #WorldMentalHealthDay #WMHD2024

Made it through Milton. No power and stuck in our neighborhood until water recedes, but I don’t think that will be too long. Generator going and portable a/c at the ready. Sending love to everyone impacted by this storm, especially anyone affected by those massive tornados. 💜

Being in Publix shopping for hurricane snacks while the hurricane warning goes off on everyone’s phone is kind of peak Floridian vibes. #hunkeringdown

@MableGrl3 I’ll be sure to stop by and say hi! 😊

Can’t wait to hang out with some of my favorite people in one of my favorite places this year!!

Used our hurrication day to finish Astrobot. This is one of the best games I’ve played in a really long time. So much fun. And great ending credits experience. 10/10

@SchoolPsychDCom Putting your AirPods back in the case

What feels like an IQ test but isn’t one? -Remember all your passwords -Following IKEA furniture instructions -Deciding which line will move faster at the grocery store

@schotz Stay safe!

Crap. Jim Cantore is in Tallahassee #Helene

“I’m sorry, you can’t go to the hurricane party. Hurricane time is family time.” Follow me for more tips on parenting teenagers in Florida.

@jposamen I see what you did there. Well done. 😂

@LParker_PsyS Just pull up a yacht rock playlist, and in no time, you’ll be smooth sailing.

Ok friends I’m officially at the “none of this music is working” stage of needing to lock in and write some reports. What should I add to my playlist?