Lasse Jensen

@1947prod @jona621b

@plshowet Cheers til ham den australske Everton fan, som tog flyveren hele vejen til Merseyside, for at se sidste derby på Goodison Park 😅

UGENS CHEERS 🍻 Hvad skal vi skåle for i denne uge? #pldk

@BassTunedToRed @jona621b

Mohamed Salah recently suffered his 168th Premier League foul since the summer of 2018, meaning he has finally passed the total Jack Grealish suffered in 2019/20 alone.

@JUSTcatmeme @victoriaegholm

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHO DID THIS

@plshowet Arne Slot, bedste start af en ny Liverpool træner i sine første 10 kampe

UGENS CHEERS! 🍻 Hvad skal vi skåle for i denne uge? Der er åbent fra nu og et par timer frem til nomineringer, så fyr løs! Vi plukker de bedste til udsendelsen! #pldk

@NH200003 @jona621b

Absolute joke that he’s been sent off for THIS btw. Has he been sent off for leaving his area, something arteta does every week? If so, the game is well and truly gone #bhafc

@fytbvro @jona621b 🥲

Exposing Manchester City's 2021/22 title. The most blatant corruption in football history 🤑💰💰 (A thread.)

@GrizzKhan What is the code? 😎

THANK YOU PEEPS WE ARE BACK !!!!!!

I had over 3000 teams entered in my #FPL league last season and I can’t find it !!! Anyone know what to do ? 😬

@OutOfCycling @jona621b

Everyone: We should attack Vingegaard since the first stage so he doesn't have time to get in shape. Vingegaard:

@DaveOCKOP @jona621b

BREAKING NEWS: Liverpool were ready to sign Anthony Gordon this week but talks broke down with Newcastle. Gordon was ‘aware of the talks with his boyhood club’ and medical could have happened in Leipzig. Newcastle wanted Jarell Quansah but Liverpool did not want him to leave. Talks could be revived this week. This is from the reliable @CraigHope_DM

@MrTLexify @jona621b

@faustocoppi60 @Vueltacolombia1 @alti_col @jona621b

Today in @Vueltacolombia1 , the riders will go up the longest/hardest climb ever used in an UCI race: Alto el Sifon: 88 km@4,3% and the top at 4149m. Almost 4000m of climbing on a single ascent WTF! 😱🇨🇴 LIVE now here: youtube.com/live/3LQm2IysS… 📈 by @alti_col . #VColombia2024

@EagleEyedJack @jona621b

Fullkrug, Weghorst, that geezer Hungary brought on who looks like he lives in the woods - we've got our football back

@vismaleaseabike @netflix @jona621b

Tomorrow on @netflix! 👀 𝗧𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲: 𝗔𝘂 𝗰𝗼𝗲𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝘂 𝗽𝗲𝗹𝗼𝘁𝗼𝗻 season 2 🍿

@CFCPys @David_Ornstein @jona621b

NEW: Chelsea avoided breaching the PSR limit by selling the two hotels and car parks at Stamford Bridge to a sister company for £76.5million. This was enough to turn a £166.4million loss in 2022-23 into a £89.9million deficit for the club. (@David_Ornstein) #CFC

@sebpedersen01 @jona621b

The speed limit on a road is 50, let’s say. It’s always been 50. You purchased a formula 1 car and got caught driving in 200. Now you’re angry because it feels like the Volvo and Volkswagen owners are "plotting against you".

@WestHam_Central @JacobSteinberg @jona621b

West Ham fear Lucas Paqueta's career may be over if he's found guilty. @JacobSteinberg What people are really not realising is that if found guilty, these offences are much, MUCH worse than anything that Toney and Tonali have done. Spot fixing is a multiple years ban.

@CapableOfFlight @jona621b

10 year ban for one yellow card spot fixing Paqueta has FOUR bbc.co.uk/sport/football…

@afc_wallpaperss @jona621b

Yeah this Paqueta guy is guilty as charged 😭

@FabrizioRomano @jona621b

🚨🇧🇷 OFFICIAL: Lucas Paquetá has been charged by English FA with misconduct in relation to alleged breaches of FA Rules E5 and F3.   “It’s alleged that he directly sought to influence the progress, conduct, or any other aspect of, or occurrence in these matches by intentionally seeking to receive a card from the referee for the improper purpose of affecting the betting market in order for one or more persons to profit from betting”.   Lucas Paqueta has also been charged with two breaches of FA Rule F3 in respect of alleged failures to comply pursuant to FA Rule F2.    ❗️ The player has until 03 June 2024 to provide a response.