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One kung-fu’d a fan, the other sh*g**d his brother’s wife, Rooney slept with nannies, Ronaldo threw the whole club under the Bus with an exclusive with Piers & Keane called the fans sat in OT ‘The prawn sani brigade’ but this fella has the cheek to talk down Salah’s impact. Lol.

Can someone please close line the Spanish waiter

I’ve just caught the Ekitike/Isak segment on the @WeAreTheOverlap. Respectfully disagree with @Carra23. We’ve lost 3 attackers and could end up losing more, we’re allowed to spend 80m on Ekitike whether he’s the main man or provide competition for Isak. This isn’t 2018 anymore when we should accept Solanke, Brewster and Origi as backups. We’re champions, we’re a team that should and needs to go for the big prizes year in, year out. There was a need to add depth AND quality in a number 9 market which wasn’t great bar the obvious choices. The likes of Frankfurt and Leipzig had the luxury of many PL clubs competing for their star strikers so the prices will naturally increase before you even pick up the phone to these clubs. Liverpool have decided they’re in a position on and off the pitch whereby they can sign both. If Ekitike costs an extra 20m then so be bit. We’re moving and adapting with the situation and current market. We’re strengthening from a position of power and learning from past mistakes. This approach needs to be applauded, not questioned. #LFC

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Love this blokes a nob

Richard Hughes just sent this to Alexander Isak

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Awww this popped up on my Facebook! Made me smile and sad all at once! It’s from a few months ago! ❤️😭OH HIS NAME IS DIOGO!

Not once did Adam Lallana play with Diogo Jota and yet here he is still at Anfield paying tribute. A club legend forever. ❤️

After everything that’s happened, I think the best thing for everyone is that Darwin Núñez stays at Liverpool. I know he wants to go and play more and be trusted but I think this is a moment in his career where if he makes the right choice, he could become a Liverpool Legend.

In just 72 hours, Darwin Núñez showed what it means to be a man - and a brother. .. He first said his final goodbye to his grandfather in Uruguay. Without even a day to rest his soul, the very next day he travelled with his partner to Portugal — to pay tribute to Diogo Jota and his brother André Silva. He was the first current Liverpool player to arrive. In the midst of his own grief, he chose to stand by his teammate’s family. No cameras. No words. Just a quiet presence and a sincere heavy heart. Because this wasn’t a football duty. This was an act of love, respect, and brotherhood. #lfc #ynwa #anfield

Easy Ali Virg Stevie Suarez Mo

“Hola Arne… it’s Xabi. We want to return Trent, okay?” "Trent was sold as seen, Xabi, if you’d watched him for 5 minutes you would’ve seen he couldn't defend"😭😭

@asim_lfc Do you think that would be Hato as utility player covering cb too?

I expect Robertson to leave the club. The deal gets done imo. It will be interesting to see what the club do at LB. Tsimikas isn’t particularly trusted so you’d think another Kerkez backup comes in. #LFC

Wonder if Andy Robertson will just change his shirt name to "Andy" now he's going to live in Madrid... probably won't because he's not a bellend who's more interested in modelling Prada undies. Hope he smashes it at Atletico.

Look who kept his receipt

This was Neville in September btw. Acting like our midfielders were absolute bums that Klopp was lucky to drag performances out of. He’s gone from saying Utd had better midfielders than us to saying that only one Utd player would get in the XI of the team in 17th 😭

It’s done. 20 League Titles, 8 FA Cups, 10 League Cups, 6 European Cups. @LFC the best team in England is Scouse. #NikeFootball

Why Liverpool are worthy champions. #LFC