Lampsys 🌋

Being a leftist sapphic is tough because you don't just yearn for another woman, you also yearn for a better world, more hopeful world. This amount of yearning might very well kill you.

tracing the "chain of command" of your dominant and their dominant and their dominant (and so on), until you find out that your ultimate master is someone's tulpa of a video game character

we're running this polycule like a navy nuclear submarine two wives have to turn their keys at the exact same time for me to be able to cummmmm

teased a girl till she came now shes talking about the plilosiphy of plurality

그저 타키온

this greedy ass

god forbid a girl is whimsical but also full of rage

I simply believe trans women deserve teleportation powers

Just IMAGINE a fluffy Absol cuddling with you right now...

imagine getting obliterated in a race, opening umatok, and having to see another 100 edits glazing the girl who ruined you. this happened to opera os classmates for an entire year.

I feel ancient, dude. Some cute, newly out tgirl is in my Grindr DMs like “oh wow you’re the prettiest woman ever, I hope you’re having a nice Saturday evening” and I’m like “yeah, I got to have a nice shower and now I’m wrapped up in bed with fresh sheets, time for a nap :)))”

picking up girls by showing them my AD&D manual

Everything can be pluralcoded if you try hard enough

The plots of Baldur's Gate 3 and Cyberpunk 2077 both focus on objects in the protagonist's brain that are overwriting their personalities, but Cyberpunk is more fun about it because sometimes the object takes over and gets into a drunk driving accident with a stripper.

Doppelgänger who lowkey sucks a little bit at being you but in a cute way! Getting your name wrong, talking funny, etc. but they’re not hostile, they just genuinely think that they *are* you, and that you’re the fake! This ends in frotting or scissoring or other sexy stuff btw~