"STEVEN"

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I'm thinking about exploring the void some more. There's PLENTY of things and mostly cats just floating about. And this time around, I'm actually going to go ahead and do that right now! I don't feel THAT sick from licking bacteria and then eating the whole dish.

@zodiacsguns Here's a simple question! Do you THINK he abandoned you, or did he really say he was abandoning you?

Gambit... abandoned me. Do y'all think he loves me? 'Cause... this ain't look anythin' like "love".

@tvboi123 // do it anyway

@Leave_TheBox you know i would've drawn that too after that unfair ass moon run with blood frenzy thief but i held myself back

// also not related to parody, i just like drawing catlike steven

@Dr_Beanies I'll try, but they run pretty fast. Give a minute.

@Leave_TheBox YOU WILL BE INGESTING BLEACH!!! ...I'm done trying to stop you. Just clean it up if you vomit in my lab!!

Look at these motherfuckers. Mingling. They don't even know. They are so small, they could not possibly know what's coming! I

@Dr_Beanies You DO know that I'm just going to do it anyway, right?

@Leave_TheBox ...Yeah, I'm going to go bleach this plate. Also, beef. I used beef agar. It would taste like beef broth. Just so you don't get curious!!

@Leave_TheBox WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!!

@Dr_Beanies I should've taken a bite out of that whole thing. I wonder how that would've tasted like!

@Dr_Beanies Oh yeah, those can grow into full big Stevens. And they're all perfectly identical to me!

// DNI (a bit late. oops): shedtwt, proship (anything of that nature really) FOR THE MOST PART, I WILL ALSO BE BLOCKING FREELY! YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE IN THE DNI FOR YOU TO END UP BEING BLOCKED! BECAUSE I'M EVIL! OR SOMETHING!

// hi #parodytwt #mewgenics i dont know too many tags. i was born yesterday admin is 17 i'll try to stay in-character for steven but i dont make a lot of promises #HaveFunForever shipping is fine too just talk about it with me beforehand feel free to dm me btw :)

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I'm GENUINELY neither of those things. Where do you people keep getting this idea that I'm cool and awesome?! I think you should give up on this idea ENTIRELY. The only thing that I've been doing is be depressed and have BPD! Is that cool to you? It SHOULDN'T BE!

...It's hard to say, in all honesty. I mean, I can't say I undervalue the time I spend alone because myself is all I have! But I can't say that I LOVE myself, not when I've tried COUNTLESS times to kill myself. And hey, wouldn't be friends with a murderer now would you!

// HI EVERYONE stevens got a strawpage you can now send him things YAYY (this will also be under my pinned AND in his like website tab. ill answer stuff here btw) leavethebox.straw.page

@fcukingTime0v3r I can teleport.

@Leave_TheBox Oh boy.. if you’ve got those, I gotta heed you a warning. Don’t visit that freak Beanies lab, just seeing you he’d be chomping at the bit to experiment on ya. That lab gives me the creeps, I tell ya.

Hey, pretty handsome looking guy over there if I do so say myself! Oh and then there's... whatever that thing on the LEFT is. But who even cares anout that?! Let's focus on STEVEN instead.

@fcukingTime0v3r It SHOULD'VE been more obvious to me, considering how I'm the ONLY STEVEN with fcuking CAT EARS AND A TAIL! And I can't GET RID OF THEM. Trust me, I TRIED.

@Leave_TheBox Huh. Maybe my theories on Stevens being from different time loops wasn’t so off.. interesting!

@fcukingTime0v3r I'm starting to realize that these are all vastly completely different versions of myself and not just in the frame of past or future. I guess it kinda helps being so different the way I am now! But also, no it doesn't! This sucks! Oh and, I've only drank whiskey ONCE!

@Leave_TheBox I was thinking more about the drinking we did before we started to grow that alcohol tolerance! Oh man, the moonshine. The moonshine really did us in.

@Dr_Beanies FCUK YOUR BACTERIA! I also feel nauseous now and I'm probably going to throw up soon. WORTH IT!

@Leave_TheBox MY FUCKING BACTERIA???!? I need to start locking the incubator. Jesus christ.

@MystOpossum // thats okay! headcanons are headcanons and i also still use he/him for steven :P but still!

@Leave_TheBox Oh fair! Mewgenics uses he/him for Steven so thats what i roll with but fair enough ^^

@fcukingTime0v3r What, referencing our attempts at suicide? You're so funny, Steven! I really don't how anyone hates you!

@Leave_TheBox You’re always so hard on yourself, Steven! Take a chill pill! Or two. Or three. Man these things are tasty…

@Dr_Beanies Dr Beanies, you forget that I'm both IMMORTAL and also INCREDIBLY SUICIDAL. Oh wait, you didn't know either of those! Well, you know now! I'm going to lick the bacteria anyway.

@Leave_TheBox I. would not recommend that??? You would have a small chance of contracting at least two types of bacterial infection if you did that. It would be very funny to see you get sick, but I do care more about the contaminant risk of my cell cultures than your healthso please do not!!