Lexi George

Spoiler alert: Behind the scenes of #TheNewOne on Broadway. Thanks to everyone who has supported this labor of love project. So many people put in so many hours to make all the details of the show work. Eternally grateful. In closing: "This is the thing that does the thing."

#POGO clips.twitch.tv/HelpfulTrapped…

I'm looking for a prom date. Are you available? @LoganMize

Doniphan always smells like diarrhea.

Drinks in Vegas are either $17.95 or free.

Also, tacos and french fries do go together. Right, Ell? @ENabower

When I say "Shmeegs" and someone in my life says "huh?" I secretly wonder if they deserve to be kept around. #amigos

I made the Kim Possible tone my text message tone and I'm not sure if it's awesome or annoying.

Thanks for the creamy ranch McDonald's

So Pandora, what gives you that idea? Because I hate any song that's not The Killers on this station I have ADHD?

When you high af at the grocery store vine.co/v/OZQ61X9KWwB

@els40 here is a little something to cheer you up. twitter.com/austinkeller/s…

I hate cursive and I a hate all of you! I'm never coming back to school! NEVER!!!!

Slight chance of showers

Checkin' your reflection and telling your best friend "Like girl, I think my butt gettin' big!" 🍑💁

Lmao I'm dying twitter.com/melissavcomedy…

Look how prehistoric these citrus cool Gatorade's look. Haha losers