Jade Alexis St.Clair

Without you my week is like this; Moanday, Tearsday, Wastedday, Thirstday, Shatterdday, and Sadday.

I'm not a nerd, I'm just making sure I don't end up working in McDonald's with you five years from now.

The awkward moment when you text everyone you know and only 1 random person replies...

"Can you play the piano?" "Yeah" "You want to play me a song" "I did''t say I was any good..."

*parents leave for the weekend* oh yeah, I don't have to clean everyday! *parents come home* oh sht, I gotta lean this mess up

The panic attack you get when you seriously have to pee in a store, but the selfish manager won't let you use the staff bathroom.

I can miss someone that moved away. But the worst is.. to miss someone I see everyday.

Dear teacher, will you mind not looking at my paper while I'm answering your test? Sincerely, it feels awkward.

WOOHOO HOME ALONE! Expectation: Party!!!! Reality: Peeing with the door open.

I hate texting people who don't use smiley's, Its like texting an emotionless robot.

Hearing an awesome song in a commercial, then the even more awesome moment when you find the whole song in the internet.

Ego is like winning the lottery. It's cool to be an instant millionaire, but not if you star bragging about it.

Letting your phone ring a few times before answering, because your dancing to your ringtone.

@EpicTweets____ You have brightened my darkest day with your tweets, thanks so much!! =]

Everyone follow EpicTweets_ , she makes my day.!!

Respect is given to the respectful

Seeing your the person who used to mean the world to you...

I love when I hear lyrics that apply to my current situation

Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but came on Twitter instead.