sophie

I don't want to be rich I just want to buy my wife a pickup truck

i will not google this

what the fuck is a "sando" that makes it not just a sandwich, and where did they come from all of a sudden?

is rolling around in fox shit good for 3a curls?

doing the curly girl method on barb to see if awakens anything in him

I pride myself in giving my colleagues no personal info; why was I off work? "Oh I had something to do"

the sexual tension between me and the bedrock mountain clogs

@JustTheOneEve i like them spooky style but maybe i'll mash them for breakfast tomorrow, lots to think about

thinking about boiled eggs

it's such an amazing comedic opportunity when you see a banana peel on the street, a blessing

local news outlets love to post articles like "very popular and busy local restaurant closes after receiving no customers for six months"

the crossbody bag under the big coat? i invented that

i started using the library and feel like i have unlocked a secret life hack, books are free now, who knew about this?

trying to read my book on the bus but instead listening to some girlies doing a deep dive on the harry styles controversy

it's happening again...

my statement on recent events

haunted by the millennial outfit makeover twins on instagram

if i hoard enough vinted bucks from selling old stuff then all of my new clothes are actually free (in my head)

@charloballs i think they did it wasn't me though :(

@charloballs i once went to a dinner with jousting in tenerife, we got to eat a half chicken each

i also want to never drive again

i've driven for 24 hours (over 1000 miles) in the last week so now i just want to talk about my favourite service stations and A-roads