Jared Logan

I no longer like Glee. I don't know. I just woke up today and realized that.

I impregnated so many women this year that I owe one whole child to the IRS.

Guys we have to use more action brackets in our tweets! [holds up a big colorful sign that reads ACTION BRACKETS NOW!!!]

Have a nice TRIP! See you next FAL-- [falls down] Owwww!

This Call of Duty game reminds me of those rides at Disney World like Pirates of the Caribbean or Small World. Only with a jihad theme.