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valley เข้าร่วม Şubat 2015
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lord@LordxDavid·
couldn’t find my tray so I’m rolling off my diploma
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claire rogers
claire rogers@kclairerogers·
The cousin group chat: we only ever see Brendan at the local dive bar My brother Brendan:
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JacksonMuse
JacksonMuse@Jackson_Muse·
Best Dual QB to ever play the game
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DodgersMuse
DodgersMuse@LADodgersMuse·
Shohei Ohtani is filthy 😟🔥
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lord@LordxDavid·
everybody and they momma at the cudi show tonight
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꧁✿Nessa✿꧂
꧁✿Nessa✿꧂@Softnessa_·
My son just yelled from his bedroom “mom what time was I born??” BOYYYY SHE A WITCH HANG UP THE PHONE NOW!!
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jake rhodes
jake rhodes@jakebrodes·
Only until 6 months ago did I come to find out dirty soda means something different in Mormon land bc I saw one of those annoying GRWM Mormon mom vids and she was like “time for my treat! A dirty soda for the ride home” and I was like ain’t no way this bitch is drinking lean
Dexerto@Dexerto

McDonald's is launching a new drinks menu that includes dirty sodas and caffeinated refreshers: - Dirty Dr Pepper - Sprite Berry Blast - Mango Pineapple Refresher - Strawberry Watermelon Refresher

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‏ً@omgsidewalks·
Gen Z might be the only generation that needs a degree, a portfolio, 3 internships, and a side hustle just to get ghosted by jobs paying $17/hr
Dafenet@patdafenet

Hot take:

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victoria ♀️
victoria ♀️@fatfabfeminist·
well those weren’t staged
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Clue Heywood
Clue Heywood@ClueHeywood·
Sure, the Suns are in a playoff game right now, and the DBacks are playing in Mexico City in a couple hours, but the REAL big time Arizona sporting event today is Dollar Beer Night at @PHXRisingFC. Unsponsored and unsolicited shout, as usual. I just respect the $1 cans of Modelo.
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vince@vincestaples·
MIC CHECK
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lord@LordxDavid·
Verizon be robbin’ me blind and I still don’t ever get service
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