Louise Ault

I think I speak for the whole industry when I say that the helicopter from @MissSaigonUK should be wheeled on for a bow at the curtain call.

@missjdesigns YES.

Found this in a shop earlier and LOVE IT. Vintage, unopened pop up haunted house book and story. You get a book with a ghost story and a page in the middle to put two kinds of haunted house, and figures, on to play with. So adorable!

Taking Halloween out early on the cat with her costume. #Halloween

The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson is one of my favourites. So I'm interested to see what they've done with The Haunting of Hill House on Netflix (though it's only based on it and not the actual novel story.) Time to binge watch and scrutinise with a huge pizza.

@JasonArnopp @charltonbrooker Put the bloody kettle on, Sir!

My copies of the #BlackMirror book I've co-authored with the show's execs @charltonbrooker + Annabel Jones have arrived. They're properly hefty + gorgeously glossy. I'm proud of this thing, out Nov 1. Amazon UK pre-order: amzn.to/2QxXKP1 Amazon US: amzn.to/2BYadYp

@tattydevine Bit too cutsey for moi. Saving up for a 'Soul Eating Demon Before Coffee' name necklace. Too many lines for the laser cutter. Warm that beast up, ladies.

Ooh, a personalised Name Necklace and our Harvest Wheat Earrings? We’re bewitched by instagr.am/sarahannieanne’s supernatural style: ✨🌾 ow.ly/NTqk30lXHwD

An article I was asked to write for Kim's awesome website. For anyone who dresses differently or those interested in vintage, quirky clothes. Some pics of my zany collection for you also.

@actonsheep @CatFoodBreath This one has an attitude problem.

@Lou_Roll @CatFoodBreath Have one on me 👍

Here's a kitten picture, in case anyone needs one today.

@CatFoodBreath God damn, yes.

@Yay_For_Crochet @drasticsturgeon @macmillancancer @tattydevine I think I need that one for my collection that just says 'World's biggest coffee' to be honest.

Delighted to #raiseamug (crocheted, of course) to @macmillancancer’s #WorldsBiggestCoffeeMorning today. Wearing my @tattydevine necklace too in celebration of so many coming together to support people living with cancer. ☕️🍰

@holly Yup. I am one of the pygmy hedgehog experts from having them years, so often called for help/advice. Often see careless owners on there giving them up in terrible states from not doing their research before getting them, then realising the work involved. Pisses me off.

If anyone's wondering why I look at pets on sites like this despite them being THE WORST, it's because sometimes there's an animal/person in genuine need of help. Called someone with a sick canary to take it in for recuperation this week but it had already died :(

Just saw someone advertising a budgie for sale that "may be pregnant." ....birds don't get pregnant.

@holly Fucking bite me.

*smashes head on keyboard*

Really enjoyed tonight's Blumhouse preview screening of #IntoTheDark (first part "The Body") new TV series coming to Hulu. 12 feature length episodes. You're going to want to keep your eyes peeled for this!

@abbeyaddamsUK @MelissaJacque12 I am always freezing. I have the body temperature of an iceberg even on a tropical island. It's ridiculous.

@JHandorf I also wish they did something about the stupidity with a smoothie or something.

I wish people complained about being stupid with the same vigour they complain about being fat.

@denofgeek Please can I have 2 seats for #IntoTheDark @denofgeek #IntoTheDarkGeek #TheBody

Come and see a preview of the new Blumhouse TV feature anthology Into The Dark early and for free! buff.ly/2QCHZrb

@missjdesigns Far to 'sweet' for this type of day...

It's the type of day where I may only communicate to everyone via pictures of cats, frankly.

Sorry about that to all future men in my life.