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@1cy_IC I would read about couples who genuinely love each other with art that isnt as amazing over a cheating cuck drawn my Leonardo DaVinci himself

The art is still peak

- Seja esse autor - Lance um mangá sobre um homem que trai a esposa com a sua chefe gyaru - Venda mais de 40k de cópias - O público gosta do ship Protagonista x Chefe gyaru - Lance o vol 2, termine com a esposa pegando o protagonista (que é marido dela) e sua chefe - No volume 3 revela que a esposa sabia o tempo todo e que ela na verdade gosta de assistir o protagonista com a chefe gyaru - No volume 4, introduza um cara tipico de vilão de mangá netorare, alto, pele morena e interessado na chefe gyaru - O novo personagem se chama Nanba e ele era namoradinho da chefe gyaru na época da faculdade - Faça a chefe gyaru e Nanba se "reconectarem" - A Chefe gyaru diz ao protagonista que ela quer parar de fazer aquelas coisas gostosas com ele para recomeçar com Nanba - Lance o último volume - Faça o protagonista voltar ao passado - Na época da faculdade da Chefe gyaru - O protagonista fica impedindo que a chefe gyaru e Nanba fiquem juntos - É salvo por Nanba de levar uma surra - O protagonista percebe que era para a sua chefe gyaru e Nanba ficarem juntos - Volte ao presente - Faça a chefe gyaru e Nanba se casarem, os dois casais se tornam amigos - Termine o mangá com o protagonista imaginando ele ficando com sua chefe gyaru - Fãs ficam FURIOSOS porque o protagonista não terminou com a sua chefe gyaru - Fãs sentem que levaram um netorare - Recebe uma tonelada de comentários raivosos de gente decepcionada com o final falando que você não sabe escrever uma história História completa > buff.ly/sowM238

@TabrisSing @turtlekiosk @mezonsartrepo I mean luke blew up a death star so thats technically worse in terms of total deaths cause.

@turtlekiosk @mezonsartrepo You posted this a little early, it wasn’t April 1st yet. Careful with that or people might think you actually believe such things.

the plot of star wars is there's an imperial enforcer who kills like a billion people over the course of his life and right before he dies he recites the Shahada and it's all good

@uncledoomer What’s the weirdest thing you’ve eaten?

theres something i havent been truly honest with you guys about

@MoonshineKim youre reminding me of how spiderman 2 was peak in every aspect even the arms were ahead of its times with 16 puppeteers controlling them and having different names for specified roles in the scenes

No Homo Chip

@effect_motion_x takes time

TLに海外のアカウントが流れてくるようになった リプライしてみた 誰も返事くれないじゃん！なんだよ！

@uncledoomer its so cute IT HURTS

everybody i know who has kids says that japan is the best place on earth to vacation when you have a baby

@AgingAnarchist If I had the money, why not?

アメリカ人やさしいからXで「ウチのバーベキュー食べに来いよ！」って言ってる人の家にガチで行っても大丈夫だと思う。空港まで迎えにきてくれるだろうし泊めてくれるだろうし腹一杯肉を食わせてくれてクリスマスには家族の写真が入ったカードを送ってくれる。懐が深いんだよ。カリフォルニア民以外。

@ShitpostRock2 classic bungie moment

@NemoDalton I hate how every single one of daniel day lewis' facial expressions is the most relatable an actor can be

@ywomendeservles no one tell her to stop

@DocStrangelove2 my culture is not your bot farm

Bragging about a gun and saying you've never used it, trained with it, or even loaded it, all the meanwhile trying to intimidate people is definitely a decision.

@onlineinsane his problem for playing r6

@9mmsmg simple, its the same as Arnold Schwarzeneggar they can act like a normal actors but overact on purpose when its the best time to do it youtu.be/uaED7x4n23Q

It's difficult to explain to people who are not Nicolas Cage fans that he is simultaneously one of the best and worst actors living today.

@korzawyd he really said "gg no re"

Gypsy Crusader speaks out on why he won't be fighting again after his fight with Supa Hot Fire because he states that people want him to lose so they can pressure him into retirement. "They will use my loss to bully me out of the internet..."

@kilovollt black girl magic baby

LEGENDARY PAIGE ULT

@heavynalmuck It’s amazing how the god who finds humans fascinating can’t stand Billy cause of how much of a nothing burger he is

deadlock Doorman

@Peargor Her being down bad for victor being shirtless will always be the funniest bit of character interaction

Comically large anvil spawns on top of you

@TypeRamza Yar har fiddily Dee the moon speak media, I shall

Japanese people on Twitter shaming western fans for piracy when we STILL don’t have an official Tsukihime English release after 25+ years is crazy. We wouldn’t have a Tsukihime fans without piracy.