Luyanda Mfeka

@Moshe_Meso @khanyabonani Team Increase! 😂😂😂

XHOSA NAMES THE APOLOGIES - Xoliswa. Luxolo. Noxolo. Xolani. Xolelwa. Xolisa. Xola. Mxolisi. Nomxolisi THE ENOUGHS - kwanele. Zanele. Banele. Anele. Sanele. Sanelisiwe. Nelisiwe. THE FUTURE - kamva. Nangamso. Miso. THE WELCOMES - Simamkele. Samkele. Samkelisiwe.Yamkela THE HOSPITALS - Phila. Philiswa. Philani THE INCREASE - Wanda. Zenande. Andile. Yandiswa. Zandiswa. Zandile. Anda. Mandisa. Nokwanda. Luyanda. Sisanda. Ziyanda. Bayanda THE SHUT UPS - Thulani. Thuliswa. Nokthula. Athule THE BEAUTIFULS - Zintle. Sihle. Esihle. Buhle. Lihle. Asemahle. Sbahle THE WAITING LIST - Linda. Lindani. Lindikhaya. Lindiswa. Lindelwa. Lindokuhle. THE CALM - Azola. Zolile. Zolisa. Zolani. Zola. Nokuzola ESKOM GANG - Khanya. Khanyisa. Kwakhanya. Lisakhanya. Nonkanyiso. THE WORSHIP TEAM - Dumisa. Dumisani. Zukisa. Zukiswa. Zukisani. Dunyiswa THE HUMBLE CREW - Lulama. Lulamile. Thobile. Thobeka. Thobekile. THE PROMISE RINGS - Sthembiso. Thembani.Thembela. Themba. Thembile. Thembakazi. THE GRATEFUL GANG - Mbulelo. Bulelani. Sbulele. Bulelwa. Bulela. Bonga.Bongiwe. Bongeka. Abongile. Bongani. Bongiswa THE LOVE CHILDREN - Thando. Luthando. Thandokazi. Noluthando. Thandiwe. Thandeka. Thandolwethu THE EYES OF THE COMMUNITY - Liso. Noliso. Lisolwethu. Nosolwethu. Solabantu. Lisokuhle. Bonani. Qaphela. Boniswa. Bonelwa THE BLESSED CREW - Babalwa. Lubabalo. Babalo. Nolubabalo. Sikelela. Ntsikelelo. Sikelelwa. THE HAPPY CREW - Lonwabo. Nwabisa. Monwabisi. Sonwabo. Ncumisa. Vuyo. Mincili. Mivuyo. Vuyelwa. Vuyiswa. Vuyani. Noluvuyo. Vuyolwethu. Mihlali. Sinovuyo. THE HELPERS - Mcedisi. Mncedi. Nomncedisi. Ncediswa. Ncedo. THE PRESENT GANG - Akhona. Zikhona. Sikho. Zikho. Sikhona

@PopBase Sending corn to your Zulu dad has to be one of the most craziest things ever

@PopBase While MaDlamini is here, can we quickly slaughter something quick quick...umsebenzi wondering. Nothing big 🤔 😅

Doja Cat shares a conversation she had with her “deadbeat” father: “He said that he couldn’t make it to my show because I don’t message/call him enough. So I sent him gay p*** and told him if he uses the link he can get a ticket.”

WATCH | The Nelspruit Magistrate's Court in Mbombela, Mpumalanga, has granted bail to five of the 36 people arrested by the Hawks for allegedly defrauding the provincial education department of about R113 million dating back to 2018/2019.

YHO! JUST YHO!

I watched the Minister of Basic Education, Ms @Siviwe_G deliver the NSC Matric Results. Let me begin where credit is due. Congratulations to the provinces and districts for the exceptional work invested in this cohort. The improvements across provinces are measurable, encouraging, and importantly, they signal institutional momentum rather than episodic success. Now, to the Minister. It was genuinely refreshing to witness a speech that was well written, tightly structured, and delivered with intellectual command and civic conviction. Yes, she was supported by a teleprompter, as any serious public communicator should but this in no way diluted her evident grasp of the department, the policy mechanics, or the educational ecosystem she oversees. What stood out was her ability to translate bureaucratic complexity into public understanding without condescension or theatrics. She was composed, engaging and pedagogically intentional in how she unpacked the sector’s progress, constraints, and responsibilities. Oh and she sounded fantastic. Equally notable was her political maturity within the context of a Government of National Unity. At no point did she weaponise these achievements for partisan elevation. The successes were consistently framed as collective, attributable to the sector, its professionals, its institutions and the broader education ecosystem. That restraint signals statesmanship rather than party reflex, and it matters in a fragile democratic moment where institutional trust must be rebuilt, not harvested. And to the Class of 2025. May your results open doors, yes but more importantly, may your education give you judgment, range and the courage to think for yourselves. South Africa does not merely need achievers; it needs citizens who can reason, question and build. Congratulations to all at @DBE_SA

@KatliL_ My brother best get his affairs in order. He may not see the streets for a while

Lmao our corrupt officials bandla

SARS will be delighted.

Yal are quick!🤣

@Chrispin_JPhiri Kuningi👀

Good luck with that expectation.

@mskay_ngwenya @SiyabongaNYZ I mean, your telling me a boring story, what choice do I have? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Lu_Mfeka @SiyabongaNYZ "Ok, please pass the salt..."🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣just to offramp, as soon as you ask for the salt, I give you the side eye🙄you haven't even tasted the food. Aowa Luyanda😫😭

‘Surnames are our sacred African culture’ The surname: Grootboom

@SiyabongaNYZ And exposing their deep insecurity or wild stupidity at the same time 🤣

@Lu_Mfeka People are crying about something they are FULLY in control of 😭

Folks are so pressed about other people's surnames. Worry about your job, work, your wife, kids... and just about you fam. There is enough on your plate.

Reminder: CALS is looking for candidate attorneys to join our team in January 2026 The closing date for applications is 19 September 2025

Whether the outage is happening in Sandton or Soweto, @JHBWater technicians and comms teams need to do better.

3 days into a water outage and nothing is said about the deployment of alternative water sources or meaningful updates on timeliness; past experience in the city says it's actually possible to get one but then it requires contract management which isn't the entity's strength.

"On message, in volume, over time" only works when you're saying something meaningful. A cursory look @JHBWater "updates" show little effort in meaningfully communicating during crisis - which is now common place; its all recycled statements saying nothing to residents.