Luke Draper

@unisa all contact numbers are down and no one is emailing me back. I'm having problems accepting the offer that I was messaged about. It doesn't recognise my name. Please help me because my time to respond is coming up to an end.

@benandjerrys I just saw an emo kid eating icecream, good to know even they can enjoy something.

People say I look like @JimCarrey, I don't see it. My mom actually met Jim Carrey but that was like 28 years ago.

You'll always think the fight is over in a film until someone shouts "Hey asshole!", then you realise the fight's just about to start. #truestory #fight #lifelessons

#Eminem goes all out on a ton of rappers and starts a civil war. *Cut across to Macklemore in his living room* @Macklemore: Phew dodged that bullet😂

Woop woop! #standup #comedy #propcomedy

#bestspeech I've ever gotten.

Watching #CobraKai makes me wanna do martial arts training again. So if anyone has a car that needs waxing or a fence that needs painting, let me know. #cobrakaiseries

Come out to UJ and watch me do my thing tomorrow evening 😎 #UJ

Catch you guys on Saturday 😎

I don't have a soul. I traded my soul for a shirt that says I traded my soul and all I got was this stupid T-shirt.

Almost time for #infinitywar... Which means we get to see the other half of the movie the trailers haven't shown us.

If you think someone cares about you... See if they say bless you after a 4th sneeze😒

After 5pm is when the #kauai employees get to be in change of the AUX cable.

@DonovanGoliath @nickgoliath @SamsungMobileSA Captonians solving the water crisis with emotions.

WIN a Samsung #GalaxyS9 + ! All you need to do is write a funny caption for this #ARemoji I’ll be posting a different one everyday for the next 4 days. Enter as many times as you like. Winner announced on Friday at 12! @SamsungMobileSA #GetAGalaxyS9

@DonovanGoliath @nickgoliath @SamsungMobileSA How Capetonians react to listening to Toto's "Africa"

How much step could a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? #Dubstep

Alright... ready for the best business plan ever? #SouthPark

Everything is a boomerang if you throw it up. #thingsthatmakeyougohmm

I can only handle my Indian food 3 corners at a time. #samosa #indianfood