Luke Gartside

“If they really are refugees, why don’t they have to stay in the first safe country they reach?” “Why don’t they just claim asylum in France?” Here is my answer, once & for all. To Jonathan Gullis, and to everyone else who ever wondered. #RefugeesWelcome

@archer_rs @_DHOTYA

He's just announced (loudly), "Thank God there is football to keep the proles amused and docile"

Having dinner with some friends, at the next table there is the most incredible crashing bore trying to impress a girl with his knowledge of Milton Friedman economic theories and French wine. We are quietly taking bets on how long she lasts. So far only 15 minutes have passed.

@LeeAndersonMP_ Less than 30k in London is a terrible salary whatever the gig, let alone one where you are doxxed by your attention-seeking oaf of a boss.

@Peston @SuellaBraverman God she’s awful. Also why does she say ‘Keeeenya’ like that

Here is the full unedited exchange between Joan Salter, a holocaust survivor, and @SuellaBraverman, in which Ms Salter asks the home sec not to use words like “swarm” and “invasion” when talking about asylum seekers. Home sec explains her language choice m.youtube.com/watch?v=mO5bSZ…

@anne_theriault Also, if you haven't listened to the entire Revisionist History archive you're in for a treat!

@anne_theriault Rivers, Lakes and Data Centres in Irish Folklore by @Rubberbandits (Blindboy Podcast) and the ep after it, feat. @ManchanMagan. Pocahontas on 'Short History Of'. The whole of @EmpirePodUK. The whole of 'Crypto Island', 'Missing Richard Simmons' and @thememorypalace.

For those who don't fully understand what is up with the NHS, here is a thread for you that might help. I'm a consultant physician working as a doctor in the NHS in Yorkshire and Wales for 32 years now. I have experienced the NHS at its best (2008) and its worst (2022).

@AGoldmund Seems prime for ep 1 of a RA comeback series. Come one @AGoldmund, @PJVogt.

I once had an illicit vegetable garden in prison. We smuggled fresh veggies into the cell blocks. A thread...

AKA GOAT VOC

Can we all agree Darlene Love, not Buble, is the definitive VOC (voice of Christmas)…

Striking fr Tory MP @timloughton on lack of legal asylum routes. “I’m a 16yo orphan from an African country escaping a war zone & religious persecution. I have a sibling legally in UK at moment. What is the safe & legal route for me to come to the UK?" twitter.com/BestForBritain…

On the other, vast staff shortages across the country, putting massive pressure on small businesses and the economy at large. If only there was an obvious solution.

@ShelaghFogarty - On one hand, thousands of bright, skilled, eager-to-work asylum seekers stuck in hotels while they await processing by the home office, prevented from working and forced to live on a taxpayer-provided pittance...

Daily Telegraph: • 24th Sept. 2013: Vote Ed Miliband & you’ll suffer energy blackouts. • 12th Oct. 2022: Blackouts would be a really good way to punish our youth.

We've done our own mini-budget (check out kamikwasi.tax)

@Hasanpatel @BBCNews @peterjukes @Hardeep_Matharu @BylineTimes @mrjamesob Also, to give him his due @OwenJones84 wrote extensively about them in his book The Establishment in 2014!

@PoliticsJOE_UK I hope someone slow clapped him for the duration

LOL

artificial intelligence is taking over