ConanTheBased

@NUCLRGOLF God hates a coward.. *Pulls out driver*

🚨⛳️🗣️ #DISCUSSION: Without telling us your handicap, what's a line you say at least 20 times every round?

@calebherrera_ @FDaniels86 They are a great regular season team. Can't handle playoffs.

@FDaniels86 Canes clinch the eastern conference and they’re eighth? Lol

Playoff power rankings: 1. Colorado 2. Tampa 3. Dallas 4. Vegas 5. Edmonton 6. Minnesota 7. Ottawa 8. Carolina 9. Montreal 10. Buffalo 11. Utah 12. Philadelphia 13. Pittsburgh 14. Los Angeles 15. Anaheim 16. Boston argue with a wall thanks

@the_pauls_pizza Muslims are gross and can fuck right off. We might stand united against the left. But Christianity and Islam are enemies.

The left making up more bs

@BR_OpenIce Going for the G baby 🔥🔥🔥

Ovi was asked what he wanted to hear from the Caps GM Chris Patrick this offseason... "Two more years, here's your contract." 👀

@Himanshutyg_ifs This video is AI slop. But yes honey badgers don't give a shit.

The honey badger's most important tool is neither its claws nor its teeth—it's its skin. It is so thick that it is almost impenetrable to bee stings, and tough enough to resist most bites and shallow punctures. The skin is not just thick but loose. If a leopard bites the back of its neck, the honey badger can literally turn around inside its own skin and bite back. It also has a remarkable tolerance for pain. As shown in this video, it will go to any lengths for its favourite food—bee larvae and honey. It is a fearless creature. Often, it scares away predators not by biting, but simply by refusing to back down. It has also developed strong resistance to venom. It can survive venomous bites from snakes like cobras that would kill most animals, recovering where others wouldn't.

Films that flopped at the box office but are actually great.

@ABDanielleSmith Lady c'mon. I do like you but your really making it tough lately.

I appreciated the conversations at my Premier’s Summit on Fairness for Newcomers today. Alberta has a long history of welcoming newcomer to our province, so they can help grow our economy and build a better life for themselves. But it has to be done right. That means sustainable numbers, real job opportunities, and the supports people need to succeed. We’re committed to building an immigration system that works for both Albertans and newcomers. That will always be my message.

@ABDanielleSmith Lady c'mon. I do like you but your really making it tough lately.

Name a movie you had no idea was gonna be THAT good.

@travyroundstone @veloriann @tragicbirdapp I do give directly

@MABGA_ @veloriann @tragicbirdapp Not trying to be a dickhead here at all Conan, but I would bet they donate the money you donate directly, and just use these drive thru donations for a tax write off.

@DotUrada @Martina

@Martina MAKES ME SICK!

Sick fucks- just because they can pay for it doesn’t mean they should. Hate them…

I need a nonchalant response to “I love you”

@GeneralMCNews I figured there'd be more middle easterners on this list 😂

BREAKING: The Israeli government has released its official list of top antisemites around the world: 1. 🇺🇸 Dan Bilzerian 2. 🇸🇪 Greta Thunberg 3. 🇺🇸 Bassem Youssef 4. 🇺🇸 Candace Owens 5. 🇬🇧 Abdel Bari Atwan 6. 🇺🇸 Omar Suleiman 7. 🇩🇰 Anastasia Maria Loupis 8. 🇺🇸 Nick Fuentes 9. 🇬🇧 Ian Carroll 10. 🇺🇸 Tucker Carlson

@veloriann @tragicbirdapp Wtf are you talking about. Ronald mcdonald house has nothing to do with food you twat.

@MABGA_ @tragicbirdapp Good, im glad you eat that garbage, goy sheep.

@MiltonEverglade @tragicbirdapp Ya fuck sick kids amirite?

@MABGA_ @tragicbirdapp No, it isn't.

@veloriann @tragicbirdapp I give directly to the Ronald mcdonald house every year. Fuck off.

@MABGA_ @tragicbirdapp You dont know where that money goes, pipe down.

@AmiriKing Ah yes, the classic retarded nigger defence.

UPDATE: Remember this incident from 2024? Rickesha Overton forced Alisia DeCoteau into an alley and executed her. She then kicked her lifeless body in the chest and face and screamed, ‘bitch you dead!’ SPOILER ALERT: The charges against Overton were dismissed due to mental incompetency. So let me get this straight: - She’s competent enough to drive a car -Competent enough to operate a smartphone - Competent enough to use a firearm - Competent enough to murder a human being But somehow not competent enough to be held accountable.

@Enezator He's going to fuck it.

He carries a lamb for miles to reunite it, compassion defines who you are 🤎🐑

@toronto_morning #AlbertaIndependence

Tell us what was the 1st thing you thought of when you heard that Liberal’s Carney got to form a majority government..! #torontomorning 🍁