Mike Brollock

Black out Wednesday picking up steam. Really hope @BobbyKnows6161 doesn’t shart himself at the dive again this year

Let her out I’m tryna celebrate with grandma

So hot doing yard work might keister a cold beer to keep the body temp low

Would sell my 1st born for this play 24/7

My farts are currently #1 reasoning for the Ozone layer unraveling. Making Chernobyl seem like a bed of roses.

Got me sweating my Cobb off

@BobbyKnows6161 and I looking to relive our glory days as Bud Knights tonight due to $4 select beers at GABP. Watch out soft 6s we comin.

Can’t stop touching myself on my way to @TheOreoOpen I’m so excited. Reverse handy down 71 hits like ray rice in an elevator.

@StoutHour hit and run my dog last night. NEED JUSTICE FOR HENRY!! That SOB didn’t even slow down. #fucktressel

12 beers deep getting P’d off thinking about the 44-3 loss to OSU in 2006. Tressel had nothing to do with that game. Swear he can’t coach a lick. Fuck you dude, you’re the root of all my marriage issues.