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Crack Den เข้าร่วม Mart 2025
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ill logik
ill logik@sodadecounty·
The government know we pussy that's they keep doing the shit they doing
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ٍ@manic_posting·
spent my last $20 on edibles
ٍ tweet media
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VOIDFILL🕳️
VOIDFILL🕳️@SOPROSOCIAL·
PUERTO RICANS YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU’RE NEAR A CHINESE RESTAURANT RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF CHINESE TAKEOUT PLACE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON! THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW!
Access Bad Bunny@AccessBadBunny

Bad Bunny's "DeBÍ TiRAR MáS FOToS" becomes the first Spanish-language album to reach #1 on Apple Music China HISTORY. 🇵🇷🇨🇳

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main scorer
main scorer@01margiela·
ion got pics from 2016 i was on da obama phone
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schizzy
schizzy@crybabybuick·
Some of you gotta die
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Pelagius 🦁
Pelagius 🦁@pelagiusreborn·
The kind of video I hope my wife will send me while I’m busy having a flirting session with my coworker
.@everrythings

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tomie
tomie@tomieinlove·
feel like if a bunch of gays were stranded on a desert island they’d all drop that voice thing in like a day
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Aetius
Aetius@AetiusRF·
GET OFF YOUR PHONES WHEN YOU DRIVE Nearly got into an accident because someone had their face buried in their phone. Asshole made me spill my beer.
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hydra
hydra@blephin_·
ZXX
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Oswald Wokeley
Oswald Wokeley@AtomicTendie·
Kill a cockroach and nobody bats an eye. Make a cockroach rape machine and everyone loses their minds.
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beetleplexx
beetleplexx@beetleplex43177·
“Based on your headphone usage over the last seven days, you've exceeded the recommended limit for audio exposure.”
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zo
zo@brainmissin·
We had to work twice as hard because we chuds
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cryingvault
cryingvault@cryingvault·
We had to work twice as hard cuz we ugly
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