SANIC THE HEDGEHOG

GOTTA GO FAST

Staaaapppp!!!

Uve been standin there 4 hours

And finally..! Im jus a silly boi! Konichi whaaaaat! Baldy Mc'nosehair! And so much more! So.. consider making me your new comfort parody!

He is YOUR homie.

Hes not my homie.

He is INSUFFERABLE

I WILL BE HONEST I WAS HOPING I WOULD FIND YOU... DO YOU HAVE A SPARE... ..TOOL ? I AM WORRIED THAT THE BOYFRIEND DUD IS GOING TO HURT ME.. I'M GOOD FOR IT I SWEAR!

SANIC! DO YOU REMEMBER ME? I'M XENOS BROTHER

DON'T CALL ME THAT. BUT. HELLO REGARDLESS.

SO THAT IS WHY IT SMELLS LIKE CANNABIS.

I am

U think I could get 1 with monopoly money?

Look….I totally would but…. I’m ded broke.

Is there a problem kid? Don’t you have Barbie dolls to be playing with