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Congratulations, @realDonaldTrump

@verge Go fuck yourself

I'll bet an Astronaut has already jokingly asked, "Are we there yet?"

LET’S LIGHT THIS CANDLE!!!!!!!!!!

53 years later a rocket launch is still the coolest thing

That's a great question, Truman.

FYI, Henry. This rocket launch is way more exciting than then a trip to Pittsburgh!

@MikeSington I think Trump is sharp as a tack. I think his much-younger staff members have trouble keeping up with him. In fact, I think this Trump is the best version of Trump we’ve ever seen.

He's beyond cogent.

@MLandry70 @GiGiTX214 “New Oldsmobiles are in early this year!”

Perfect!

@elonmusk It's the age old "You can't triple stamp a double stamp" argument.

Crazy

@GiGiTX214 I had to add the Blues Brothers Music.. hope you don't mind.

Rest well my friends. Note to self… don’t go shopping with grandma! 😂 (ai)

@MLandry70 @SpyHards Legend has it, he robbed the wrong truck as he thought the track had these....

@JakeCan72 How hard would it be to make it 48 stories? Asking for a friend.

Donald Trump’s presidential library will be a 47-story skyscraper on Biscayne Bay — 47 floors for the 47th president. The lobby will house a full-sized Air Force One, fighter jets, helicopters, and a tank. A golden escalator leads to replicas of the Oval Office and the Rose Garden. A gold statue of Trump, fist raised — a permanent tribute to Butler, Pennsylvania. Florida’s Cabinet voted unanimously to donate 2.63 acres of prime Miami waterfront to make it happen. The foundation is raising $1 billion. Private. No taxpayer funding. No president has ever built anything like it — because no president has ever done anything like it.

@jonesville Brett Smiley < Guy Smiley

Tiger Woods Awarded Honorary California CDL buff.ly/xuo1NEC

There was a time in America when a politician would pray not to be executed for espionage after getting caught having an affair with a foreign spy. Today they run for Governor of California.

@BostonGlobe Someone found it offensive and toppled it.