Ms Rockingchair

My grandmother went to the hospital because they thought she was having a HEART ATTACK and this is what she said when I texted her.

*Alan Cumming voice* YOU! Pam Bondi

It's like Alan Cumming has announced she was murdered overnight by the Traitors

Once again this is the proper response when a man hits you

Trixie talking about meeting Abbey from Love on the Spectrum sends me every time 😭

There are far too many fools for the day to be funny.

april fool’s day doesn’t impress me. i am deceived and betrayed every day

If I’m going back in time to warn every one of 9/11 there’s no reason I can’t stop at Arby’s for the 5 For $5 deal.

i'm so high at home depot rn, and i have to ask where the hose at and i know ima laugh when i do.

got one of those test results on mychart that should’ve been a phone call and yikes

big fan of gloppy

@PeetzofShit Now my life is sweet like cinnamon (toast crunch)

Stardew Valley

Squirrels are 'vaping' e-cigarettes after mistaking fruity aromas for food trib.al/IvZIB0D

bye gorgeous

Hello Aries divas

Take Chicago off this list and out of your fucking mouth

my stardew coloring book is the biggest joy in my life rn ngl