Matthew Stewart

People say Shakespeare’s no longer relevant, but the opening of Macbeth is literally three independent women trying to find diary space.

Happy to see Twitch has listened to everyone who shared feedback and removed the “Blind Playthrough” tag to encourage more inclusive language for our community. You can still use “First Playthrough” or opt to use it in combination with "No Spoilers" for the same sentiment. 💜

EMILIA good news klaxon: 🔥💙📣 On 10th Nov we will be releasing the archive recording of @EmiliaThePlay to be streamed on-line for 2 weeks. It will be Pay What You Can from £1 to allow as many as possible to see the show. Proceeds will be shared with our 🔥company of actors /1

@TillyBerendt 'golden age' oof.gif

American travel agents are wild, man

This government. I’m no expert, but it occurs to me that announcing a ban on public gatherings of more than six only a week after telling people to get back to schools and open-plan offices and on the same day as saying you’re going to break international law may not go well

Needed a new retainer. Only hire the best little potatoes. Bam. @JesseCox

photos of rory stewart where he looks like he’s playing hamlet

@alienfirst @JesseCox ...Bam.

@westendproducer Well a Crucible is where you do experiments that may kill dear. As long as they spend money first.

So i think this summarises how essential the government views theatre. The theatre trial: everyone in masks, full social distancing with as many safety measures as possible. The snooker event trial - no masks, hardly any social distancing, and it took place IN A THEATRE. #dear

@lauralexx Well if it's not for her why is it so comfortable for napping on? Checkmate.

Yep, that’s the cushion I said she couldn’t have

@whitechocaclit Accommodation Agencies Act 1953 (1) (b): People are shit.

@alice_fearn @BorisJohnson @OliverDowden They'll die. But they'll spend money.

A) not a single face mask B) if they are in their ‘bubbles’ then I think they need clarification @BorisJohnson C) at least PRETEND you are trying to help the arts come back @OliverDowden D) if that’s acceptable social distancing then I’m moving to Mars 🤯 I. AM. PERPLEXED

Ok so I may be in social media exile but apparantly it was the birthday of @CharlotteTayler and that just can't pass without comment. Cast her for all the things. She's lovely and like... seriously good. like. GOOD.

@jamesdparnell @EllJWalker What's updog?

People who post info about their dog and call it a "pupdate", may I suggest instead "updog." ) ) 💨

@gavinnes I thought Barry Chuckle was dead?

@SoozUK I would have said that but I was too intimidated :(

@Octopimp Hair moved south for the winter... of your life

2015 vs 2020 What the fuck happened

@whitechocaclit Slutty liberal twink...