Shaun McKenzie

That Ablett goal was like seeing an ex-girlfriend with their new boyfriend. You used to do that for us Gaz… #AFLCatsSuns

"@rambowski: @Macka_3 what's wrong with you mate?" Physio Wednesday #calfstrain #hateshealing #kingofthegypsies

"@rambowski: @Macka_3 how'd Souths go on Friday?" Bs lost didnt see how much As down by 4 I think #gototakeiteasy #injuryisback

Milk was a bad choice @PEZZESSED @King_jauns @The_G_Banger #imdead.DED.dead #reckless #destroyed #hugoboss #moonbootrooter

@bakesacake4 wish I was gay and toook it in the arse oh wait I am love you mate and @dangerfield32 loves dick

@MaddyWhitting im going to anally rape you

Would love to bend over any of that one direction mob @maddywhitting

@MaceHobbs @The_G_Banger footy fan again eh? Didnt see you at Souths come from behind win against Northies yesterday #guernseygiveaway #scum

@branny24 @chadsmith759 @bakesacake4 @PEZZESSED @King_jauns Let's get the win today lads #swfc #reckless #spiderlovesthed #10to15

@GeelongCats #varcoe #firstgoal #goodinvestment

@regevans17 #SWFC #shaveyourhead #tannedjuddy #5isavailable

@rambowski @regevans17 #shitsgotserious

@alanaRblanchard Happy vaginal exit day! #rage #treatyourselftoasurf #danceparty2*

Prince Harry says years of Playstation use has helped him drive a fully equipped helicopter. Activision announce "Royal Duty - Ginger Ops"

Geez there are some people getting on their high horse about #LanceArmstong... Still raised more than $470mil for cancer #notallbad

If size didn't matter then it would be the baby carrots in my girlfriend's fridge that taste like pussy and not the cucumbers.

Icona Pop's song "I Don't Care, I Love It" seems to be very popular with necrophiliacs.

@branny24 Parko for the win! #finalforparkinson #outinquaterfinals #savetheshorts #balconybar #getamongstbakerspredrinks

@StevenMotlop32 sing us,another song Craig David,

@PEZZESSED @branny24 meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww