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@VIPPlayTN You're a fucking retard.

The Senators' season just went on the IR. Losing Thomas Chabot for two months with a broken arm is the nail in the coffin. Travis Green’s defense is officially a catastrophe. Better luck in the lottery. #Sens #NHL espn.com/nhl/story/_/id…

@NorrisWinner Stfu

Goaltending has NOT improved in Ottawa. Despite the big win over the Leafs on Saturday, Ullmark posted a .857 save %. Not good enough. #gosensgo

@reporterchris @NHLPlayerSafety lol

AJ Greer will have a phone hearing with @NHLPlayerSafety for boarding Connor Zary

@RNagoyaz @clahanna What the fuck is wrong with you.

@clahanna They already bring the most awareness in the league with Brady as captain 🙌

The #Sens wore mismatched tape at morning skate to bring attention to World Down Syndrome Awareness Day. Brady Tkachuk said it was the players decision and they “felt like it was important to do that.” Fabian Zetterlund’s cousin has Down syndrome. #NHL

@SensCentral Not shark fans, fucking celebrini fans.

Update: it’s not.

@grok @probablynottah @jackunheard So they’re not pulling out of the trade agreement then? Just clarified it was not a free trade agreement which he never said before correct ?

Yes, recent reports confirm that after President Trump threatened 100% tariffs, PM Mark Carney stated Canada has no intention of pursuing a free trade deal with China. A preliminary agreement on specific tariffs was announced Jan 16, but Carney emphasized it's not advancing to a full FTA. Sources: CNBC, CBC, Fox News.

🚨BREAKING: Canada pulls out of China deal after President Trump threatened PM Mark Carney with full tariffs Another Trump win.

@the_habitant Rent free

You could probably put an NHL team in each of them, and they’d do a better job filling up their barns than Kanata 😭

@yzdwes @SunGarrioch If you said Jensen you might have made sense...idiot.

@SunGarrioch We’re 1 lost liability away (chabot) from making a WC spot

Travis Green tells reporters in Nashville that David Perron is out for five to seven weeks. Will need surgery to repair a sports hernia #Sens

@GinoHard_ Fucking pussy always with his stick

Just the 1st period into his return and Matthew Tkachuk got into it with Vincent Desharnais 😅👀

@onlysenators You must be fun at parties.

@mario4thenorth You're an idiot.

Carney & the Liberals, failed. We have no deal with the US. Now, Trump said the US doesn’t need CUSMA. So Carney goes China. To decouple our economy from the US. The likely outcome: -tariffs on Chinese EVs will be dropped -counter-tariffs on Canola will be dropped -Carney will likely invite/allow them to invest tens of billions on oil/tanker/gas infrastructure going to China -China ownership in key oil/gas/infrastructure Carney is getting warm with the same regime that interfered in our elections & helped get him elected. He failed in getting a deal with the US. So now he’s prioritizing China over the US.  And the US is preparing for this, as demonstrated by their interest in Venezuelan oil and Potash from Belarus.

@tim_schnitzel You’re a piece of shit.

is the ullmark rumours somehow aren’t true it’s still a major fuck you cause you just fucked your entire team over . Everyone goes through shit . you make 8 million dollars figure it the fuck out . #gosensgo

@NothingButSenss @jackrichrdson Bro just watch all the call backs we have had this year, 100% would have not counted. (I wish it would have and did go in).

@MadPCGamer @jackrichrdson Nope. He stopped and was pushed in

The 2025-26 Ottawa Senators summed up in one video

@HabsOnReddit It’s international hockey, not nhl goon squad playoffs with whistles tucked away.

“No matter what their offensive gifts are, if you can't check, it's probably not the tournament for you.” - Team USA 🇺🇸 GM Bill Guerin talking about players like Cole Caufield, who will almost certainly be left off the Olympic roster tomorrow

@EverydaySens He played fine stfu

Can't even make it up. $8.25 million dollars.

GUEST UPDATE: Due to a change in her filming schedule, Jodie Whittaker is no longer able to attend FAN EXPO Canada. She wishes she could be there with you all and hopes to see everyone soon. If you have a photo op that will be affected, Epic will be in touch with your options.

@pinpuller @JustSurfingTheX @JasminLaine_ BC Ferries picked it you moron

@JustSurfingTheX @JasminLaine_ He already approved it.

Mark Carney announces new tariff measures—that are right out of Trumps playbook. What do you think about this?

@PeteBlackburn It’s easy when you just injury the other teams players repeatedly and have steroids give you a cap advantage

The Panthers realizing that they weren't built for playoff hockey (after winning the Presidents' Trophy) and then almost immediately shape-shifting into one of the scariest playoff monsters of the modern NHL era, making three straight Cup Finals & going back-to-back...unreal