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@dailybritainonx Polanski

No third option. No spoiled ballot. No abstaining. If the final two on the ballot paper were Zack Polanski and Nigel Farage and you had to choose one, who gets your vote? Drop it in the comments and tell us why 👇

@LBC @lewis_goodall The Queen of Car-Crash Interviews rides again! Tory PR people must love her!

‘On the basis of that logic, would you ban Tommy Robinson’s rally?’ @Lewis_Goodall pushes the Tories’ Helen Whately for ‘consistency’ as the party calls for a ban on pro-Palestine ‘hate marches’.

@BrookesTimes @thetimes An editor chose to publish this? @thetimes

My cartoon @thetimes Saturday. Prints available to buy from timescartoons.co.uk

@MattWallace888 Yes - far more than now, we had a US airbase not far south.

Have a question for everyone over the age of 50. Did you see these as a kid?

@Osint613 Maths not a thing in the Whitehouse?

RFK Jr: "A Democratic senator claimed it's mathematically impossible to have a drug drop by 600%. I said, 'Well, if the drug was $100 and it raises to $600, that would be a 600% rise. If it drops from $600 to $100, that's a 600% savings.'" Trump: "Right"

@CPhilpOfficial Did you inhale?

I heard about an event yesterday where thousands of people planned to smoke cannabis illegally in Hyde Park The organisers said the police wouldn’t do anything about it So I went along to find out what was happening I was shocked by what I found

@Mappy6984 Nope - UK rectal biopsy uses a local anaesthetic. Imagine an airgun fired up your numbed arse a dozen times. Then a large dose of antibiotics and horse tablet for later. The side effects mean you poop and pee blood a bit, oh and you ejaculate blood for a while. WORTH IT!

This is for the fellas

@gotrice2024 She should report it, he should be banned from the premises immediately and a police report filed.

This nurse was busy at work at the hospital. A member of a patient’s family came up to her and told her that the bathroom was out of paper towels. She goes in there and looks for herself, the paper towels were full and the dispenser was functioning. The same family member then walks in after her and corners her in the restroom. He then proceeds to tell her how pretty she is as he tries to read her name tag. She immediately tells him to step aside so that she can exit. She’s visibly shaking and upset. She didn’t want to upset the patient that she’s caring for but she feels she needs to speak out, should she report him or do you feel he meant no harm?

@GuntherEagleman Vance comes over as such a smug self-righteous ass. Lecturing the Pope on his right to speak about theology? So Iran is a War now? Trump etc. have been avoiding calling it a War because only Congress can declare war - first step in Just War is establishing who can declare war.

JD Vance sharply responds to Pope Leo XIV: “When the Pope says God is never on the side of those who wield the sword, there is more than a thousand-year tradition of Just War Theory in Christianity.” “Just as I have to be careful when speaking about public policy as Vice President, the Pope should be very careful when speaking about theology.” “If you’re going to opine on matters of theology, it must be anchored in truth. That’s what I strive for, and it’s exactly what we should expect from the clergy, Catholic or Protestant.”

Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us. Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage. You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail. Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates. Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you. And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again. And you're calling Greenland poorly run? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no. "NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years. And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess. So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”

@elonmusk You speak English? That's not a language that's native to the USA or South Africa. You are a huge steaming hypocrite!

As should all countries. Bravo.

@DouglasCarswell No mention of Boris? or Liz? Yeah real balanced opinion there...

At the time I thought John Major was the worst British Prime Minister in my life time. Then I thought the same about Blair. Then Gordon Brown, then Theresa May, then Sunak, now Starmer. Britain needs a Meiji restoration level upheaval to rid us of third rate leaders

@PatrickByrne Why does Prince's solo here remind me of Steven Segal?

Backstory: George Harrison wrote it. Beatles dissed it (as usual). So his pal Clapton came & rocked: White Album ‘68. Rolling Stone Mag snubbed Prince, omitting him on “100 Greatest Guitarists” list. So he snubbed THEM with this performance.

@ScaryEurope Have there been any PMs not born in the UK...except Boris? So this is to prevent Boris running again? Cunning plan!

🚨🇬🇧BREAKING ALERT: NІGЕL FАRАGЕ has just unveiled a massive game-changing bill that could redefine exactly who is eligible to lead Brіtаіn. His rаdіcаl proposal would legally restrict the office of Prіmе Mіnіstеr and all seats in Pаrlіаmеnt only to those born on Brіtіsh soil. It is a ruthless but bold move meant to secure leaders with an unbreakable, lifelong bond to the nation's founding values. Do you think Brіtаіn's highest leadership should be strictly locked to those born in the UK? Is this the ultimate solution to safeguard the homeland, or does it cross the line? Drop your thoughts and join the massive debate right now!

@bayrakmedya Wind and shadows are not consistent

Japonya'da bir ilkokul öğretmeninin; sadece 1 dakikanız var diyerek mantık sınavında sorduğu 100 puanlık soru: "Resimdeki mantık hatasını bulunuz."

@KimKatieUSA @LynnCentrist You understand that 'classification' doesn't apply to journalists? That's for officials and civil servants. A free press is just that.

@LynnCentrist Poor Lisa doesn't understand how classification works let alone the authority of those in charge.

President Trump is threatening jail time for the reporter who leaked that we were searching for the 2nd F-15 pilot, unless they reveal their source. This is exactly how it should be handled. Classified info should never be leaked. Period.

@Mylovanov When did Japan, Ukraine and Australia join NATO?

Kellogg: NATO may need to be redrawn with countries willing to fight, like Japan, Australia, Germany, Poland, and Ukraine, which has proven to be a good ally. Under Article 13, the US could leave NATO with one year’s notice if the alliance no longer works. 1/

@implausibleblog How on earth can Truss think her dumb ideas are pearls of wisdom. She lasted 49 days as PM and crashed the economy. Shut up and stay out of public places!

Liz Truss, "My number one piece of advice to America and President Trump is there is still a deep state here in America" "I can see the forces that believe in wokeism, trans gender ideology, Islamism" "While you have power you have to do all you can to remove them" "The big lesson from 14 years of Conservative government is that we didn't do that" "We need to make sure that our media succeeds and that we turn off the enemy an don't watch the enemy, and cut off their oxygen" "Please help us fight these forces in Europe" "Because if you don't help us defeat these forces in Europe, they're coming for you next"

@Timesofiraan Longest sniper kill - 4 km. Longest tank kill 4,700–5,100m. Hegseth has misread or mis-spoken or is just dim.

@trussliz Given a choice I'd have voted for the lettuce.

You end up with a gibbering non-entity in Downing Street when: The power is removed from the Prime Minister and Parliament and placed in the hands of unelected bureaucrats and judges. The media pretend that the Prime Minister is all powerful and report on politics like it's a King's court. Anyone trying to take on this narrative is marginalised, suppressed or destroyed. Keir Starmer is the consequence not the cause of years of hollowing out of the British system. And the British media is a big part of the problem.