Munchin’ Mando

@sexysily @DailyLoud the fuck

Bored as hell sending death threats on Hinge

Adderall XR ✅ Semax ✅ Cotton Candy Alani ✅ 2 upper deck Zyns ✅ Locked in. Time to monitor the situation.

@uncledoomer I don't have an amphetamine problem. I have an amphetamine solution.

@BarbellFi @Perry_ThePM You have no idea the bureaucracy that is US healthcare. And robot doctors is just setting up malpractice lawsuit abuse out the ass.

@Perry_ThePM I don’t man, we’re getting close to robots replacing most surgeons and I trust that 1,000% more than humans

Neighbor’s son graduated med school Just got his first real job at 32 $0 saved for retirement $400k in student loans They threw a party to celebrate 😬

@BarbellFi I promise you, that guy is going to be just fine

@ThrillaRilla369 Yes

Trying to prove a point Have you ever had to work more than 55 hours in a week

@little_marzipan @MaskedHottiee I’ve been on them since I was 15 and I’ve done with them like 16 years later. Can’t stop cold turkey because the withdrawals are fucking awful. So weening my way down.

@MandosAsswets @MaskedHottiee we’re practically in the dark ages

Has anyone else noticed doctors not….examining them anymore?

I’m about 2-3 failed job applications from joining Hamas

@FrancisPSantora @the_P_God Parents don’t stop being parents just because their child turns 18 tho

@the_P_God My mom said that if you can’t take care of yourself by 18, I’ve failed as a mother.

Small sample size but if your children go 0 for 3 on employment you likely failed as a parent.

@the_P_God Fr. I started applying my senior year of college. Had a job and was already on boarded three months before graduation. 2017.

@FICMBondTrader I worked big 4 with no masters from very bad college. 25-28, TC 200+ year. Hard pass on ppl who can’t make it on vibes alone

My buddy's sister is looking for a husband. She can't find any suitors. She: -has MBA in accounting, worked for big 4 -take home 300k a year -is 35, but looks younger -Asian, 5'2, 130lbs Looking for in guy: -full hairline, must be 6ft+ for genes, not fat -no cap on earnings (founder pref), with 800k T/H minimum -must have at least one house, and tier 1 car -must be willing to hire nannys/chefs/house keeper Anyone else, besides me, that fits?

it’s hole filling season

@little_marzipan @MaskedHottiee Take them for years and years and then get back to me

@MandosAsswets @MaskedHottiee in my experience on SSRI’s , libido isn’t necessarily an issue but getting to climax is impossible

@Jonlikesburgers @chicfryrice @MaineHippo83 @Sephirothwings You get to rent for the rest of your life good sir!!! welcome to the party

@MandosAsswets @chicfryrice @MaineHippo83 @Sephirothwings True, so where does the down payment come from if our parents don’t help us out but also kick us out at 18

Why is this so hard. When was it easier for a 30 year old to buy a home? In 2026 or 1970? For the AVERAGE 30 year old, what’s the answer?

@BarefootStudent AI will do that

Colleges are swiftly shortening bachelor degree programs to three years, per LAT.

@BacardiCapital Amish carriage

What's the bare minimum airline to fly your mistress out?

@m_goes_distance HCG, not TRT

>be me >routine bloodwork >testosterone low >doctor says "normal for your age" >I am 24 >read that a 60 year old in 1987 had more testosterone than me >lose my shyt >find a different doctor immediately >new doctor is jacked and 55 >looks at my results and actually looks concerned >I am now on a protocol >old doctor still thinks I'm fine >old doctor looks terrible

@HulkHogan @GetRammed_69 NHH

Don’t even try to bull shit us brother HH

@churrascooooo Equinox?

"a gym where you get to fuck the girls"

"stop vaping on my baby" first of all this is dmt