Mandy Roberts

@tylerlong5 For me, it's a toss up between Schitt's Creek and Ted Lasso, but I think Schitt's is going to take home the trophy. The final season was absolute perfection.

@MandyRoberts07 Emily in Paris vs. Schitt's Creek vs. Ted Lasso...who ya got?

("Fill Me In" by Craig David comes on the radio) @MandyRoberts07: Is this Daniel Craig? (clears throat)

ONE WAP TWELVE IMPRESSIONS Happy Sunday x

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg has died at age 87. She was a jewel for justice,highly principled & held an expansive view of America&the world. She was a champion for equality including race&gender. She ruled for the common people.We miss her already.#RIP #RBG

Happy 25th birthday to the luckiest woman in the world, @MandyRoberts07. Out of all the people I'd choose to quarantine with, you're definitely one of them.

definitely didn’t have “earthquake in Raleigh, NC” on my 2020 bingo card

@tylerlong5 Also, my patience level with @tylerlong5 as the week progresses.

My interest level in one of @MandyRoberts07's stories as she keeps adding irrelevant details.

@tylerlong5 At least I listen 50% every time you talk.

.@MandyRoberts07: "What's Clemson's coach's name?" Me: "Dabo Swinney." Her: "What's Florida's coach's name?" Me: "Dan Mullen." Her: "Got it." Me: "Ok, then what's Florida's coach's name?" Her: "Dan Swinney?" (clears throat)

@tylerlong5 Facts are facts!

@MandyRoberts07 #factsonly

@dog_feelings Boomer can't pick one best fren

today. is my stuffed fren sebastian’s second birthday. and to celebrate. we would like to see. all of your favorite stuffed frens

@tylerlong5 🤞🏻to one more

Happy anniversary to the luckiest girl in the world, my wife, @MandyRoberts07. I can honestly say that our time together as a married couple has been 3 of the top 34 years of my life. Here's to at least one more! #longlifetogether

@tylerlong5 @notskiptabb I mean, we should probably just come down to wish her happy birthday in person.

@notskiptabb I got yelled at by @MandyRoberts07 earlier because I didn't wish #Margot a happy birthday. So, uh, tell her I said happy birthday from the Longs.

@notskiptabb @tylerlong5 That's only because they haven't played App

@notskiptabb @tylerlong5 At least one of our teams has a winning record #shotsfired #sorrynotsorry #dontcomeafteryosef

@tylerlong5 @OldNavy Multiple packages is corporates version of snitching. Save marriages, not ship times #2018campaign #snitchesgetstitches

Me (judgmentally): "It's none of my business, but you've gotten a package from @OldNavy each of the last five days." @MandyRoberts07 (matter-of-factly): "That's only because they're delivering one item at a time." (clears throat)

@tylerlong5 And I've learned that you are one lucky man Tyler Long, here's to two more!

Now that I've been married for two years, I've learned that, at its core, marriage is being okay with the fact that your wife has her own recliner at the movie theater but decides to use yours anyway. Happy anniversary, @MandyRoberts07. Here's to at least one more.

@tylerlong5 Look what you did!!!

I promised @MandyRoberts07 a movie night tonight so I'm gonna need Delpo and Nadal to keep this under 5 hours. Pretty please. #USOpen

@tylerlong5 Lol, 100%

@MandyRoberts07 Pretty sure I just found your new favorite bowl game.

Happy Birthday @notskiptabb