MANOTI JIMMY

Kijana ya Kisii 🦋🌹♥️

Bro to bro: We won't die poor. Trust me.

Next flight of Starship and first flight of V3 ship & booster is 4 to 6 weeks away

How true is this?

This app used to be sane and of much value before these retards joined in 2024/2025 to chase Elon's money. If you observe these chaotic and abusive X accounts, you will notice they joined here recently. They don't know the battles we fought here with Twitter 1.0

Bro to bro, build your X account.

@iQwatson 🤣

Not accurate Men marry down; so “the woman you marry” is not a reflection of the man’s standard. Your woman- the woman you keep- is a reflection of your standards. A woman is like a dog; show me a dog-how well mannered, confident, well trained and well behaved it is- and I’ll know everything about its owner

@Colloqual100 I walk 8KM on the ground regularly at home (Change your statement from “..I’d rather ..” to what YOU actually do Umbwa hii

The Universe is calling. Move towards the direction of the voice of greatness

“If you want to do forex,I can sell you a bot that trades for you with guaranteed 5k return daily. The bot costs 20k”

How traffic police apologize to their women

An egg is 17 bob.2 eggs you pay 35 instead of 34 bob.3 eggs is 51 ,but uwezi lipa 50!

If you are a woman who wants to rise above - Mediocrity - Degeneracy - Depression - and the chaos of the modern world, Read this thread and fix your life. 🧵

My poultry is excited to see me back in the village for Easter. Little do they know what awaits them from tomorrow.

A man marries a woman, 2 years into the marriage, the woman decides to run away. She initiates a divorce. The man ignores her, then he rebuilds himself and then decides to marry another younger woman. Then, later, the first woman returns to create a narrative and seek cheap social media attention. She should accept she lost. Shaming a younger woman simply because she replaced her is bottom-of-the-barrel behaviour. Deranged women make stupid decisions after listening to divorced women in their WhatsApp groups, then, when the man regains his compass, they sneak back seeking petty drama and chaos.

The rabbit hole gets deeper and convoluted. Kalonzo gatekeeps the Kamba vote, cheating them that "this time I will be the president." His empty rhetoric is propelled by a fake media that thrives on propaganda and emotional headlines. While doing this, he blinds them as they vote for his cronies, who loot Kambaland's natural resources and taxes. Kambaland governors are on a looting spree as Wa'Kamba sit in a stupor, waiting for a Kalonzo moment that remains elusive. Well, do you know the formation of the current ruling party [UDA] was partly funded by Mr Muthama, who owns a mining license that allows him to mine rare gemstones like Ruby Red and Green Garnets? Yet Kalonzo and Muthama are political friends. "Mblaza, go to Ruto, and I remain with Raila. Whoever wins is a win-win for us all." — Political cousins. Kamba-land, which boasts massive natural resources such as wildlife and minerals, has remained impoverished. Kambaland has the most significant economic corridor between Nairobi and Mombasa/Lamu/Garissa, which can turn Kambaland into an economic powerhouse in the transport industry. Wakamba are exemplary tyre technicians. Why can't we harness this cultural skill and turn it into a million-dollar industry? They have vast land watered by Kenya's giant rivers — Tana and Athi, Galana, and Sabaki. They have 400 million tonnes of the world's most sought-after non-renewable fossil fuel — COAL! But now, the Kamba's only economic resource is sand harvesting, yet minerals and precious gemstones are stolen by these same politicians. Musyoka will come again this time to tell Kambas that he will topple Ruto, and Kambas will be hypnotised by that deceitful euphoria. — "Wantam, Wan-bullet, WaMusyoka." After every election, these conniving politicians meet with political wheeler-dealers to collect paychecks as Kambas remain impoverished. These career "opposition politicians" don't have a transformative agenda. They are part of the mess. They simply camouflage and posture as "saviours" because they have not been invited to the looting table. However, their role is to keep the masses occupied with infertile opposition politics, so that the people cannot revolt against political brinkmanship and conmanship. They keep the masses occupied with political clownery and fiction while ignoring the fundamental problems that are disturbing our people. Then, when the infertile opposition goes to Kamba-land, instead of having a conversation that will liberate Kambas from economic slavery, all they tell them is, "Hi, Cousins!" - and the hypnotised Kambas respond, "Aiiii" Wake up!

Meanwhile in Busia, a man was arrested for robbing people at night while pretending to be a woman

Rome wasn’t build in a day But everyday Rome was built Tuko Kadi

Kina Masinde na Matata, have been advocating for Tech for years na hata MCA wa westlands hawajai waita kuinstall whatsapp 😂😂😂

If a monkey or a penguin had done this, the internet would be overflowing with feelings of pity...