Maria Puig

@CubaOrtografia Uno de los misterios de la vida a sido resuelto.

¿Ya sabes dónde se metieron esos pares de medias?

@atensnut I had them. You got them and a few hours later every bone in your hand was cracked.

I think they’re called “clackers”. Never owned any or knew anyone who did.

@HamptonAc_ Unless you live in NYC or San Francisco 140k is a great salary. I have no idea how that made up budget came about. Nobody I know goes to the barber twice a month. Who the hell spends that kind of money on bottle service a month? Brain dead

My boy just bagged a corporate job and called me hyped. "Ac, I'm set for life" $140K/year. Benefits. 401k match. Corner office. I congratulated him but I had to show him the math. $140K salary = $8,750/month after tax $2,800 rent $650 car payment (Audi A4) $280 insurance $180 gas $1,200 DoorDash $400 eating out $200 gym $120 subscriptions $1,500 bottle service $900 barber (2x a week) $500 going out $200 random expenses He's left with $820. Daycare? $2,000/month. Now he's -$1,180 every month. $140K/year is survival, bro. how about you setup a store

@elzie_garrett @TheEXECUTlONER_ I rather live in a place where it’s quiet. I like kids but the street in front of houses is not a place for them. They’re making noise. C’mon

@TheEXECUTlONER_ This is what a great neighborhood is made of, why would anyone not love living in that environment.

This woman lives on a culdesac where there are seven houses. Six of the seven neighbors are close and all their kids play outside together. The one neighbor can’t stand it. So, the rest of them decided to buy a basketball hoop and put it in the street to give the kids even more to do. 😂 I love seeing kids outside playing in my neighborhood. Would this bother you if every day you came home there were kids playing outside on your street?

@MbarkCherguia Im not a follower of hers. She’s a pretty woman but tacky as her. The fact she’s married to someone who looks like a horse is even worse. No taste whatsoever.

I'm the only one who doesn't find Beyoncé attractive in the slightest?

@PatronesHumanos @pobremillenial @Hipotelab Por qué no te buscas una novia que tenga el mismo dinero que tú o más? Es solamente tu novia y espero que sea más sensata y no se case contigo. Ufff

@pobremillenial @Hipotelab Entiendo lo de equipo… pero ser equipo no significa que uno dé siempre más, no?

Mi novia se ha enfadado: Queremos ahorrar para un piso. Yo cobro 5.500€ Ella cobra 1.400€ Le propongo ir a medias: Yo → 600€ Ella → 600€ Pero dice que no. Que como gano mucho más, debería ser: Yo → 1.000€ Ella → 200€ Dice que es “lo justo”. Yo no lo veo así. ¿Quién está equivocado?

@lippyent 5 bucks. That was in the 60s

Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@ronsterd89 Piwi

@lady_valor_07 Prague is so beautiful and the people are nice. I’ve visited the UK, France, Spain and the Czech Republic. I’d definitely choose the Czechs

If you were forced to live in Europe, Where would you choose?

@its_The_Dr 12 minutes to 11

What time is it?

@donnac1188 @Hunter_Eagleman Her choice.

@MariaPu68 @Hunter_Eagleman If everyone around him knew, why does it make any sense she would be oblivious? Her choice?

I’ll be honest… My heart breaks for Eric Swalwell’s wife and kids. The devastating details they’re about to hear will be absolutely heartbreaking. Finding out their dad and husband is accused of being a MONSTER like this can’t be easy.

@donnac1188 @Hunter_Eagleman They’ve also been talking about the Chinese spy for years and it’s obvious his wife looked the other way. Why not this time too?

How could she not have known? Sorry, but after a certain length of time, wives know EVERYTHING about what their husbands are doing, something as simple as up to the smell of other women’s perfume on their clothes and many more signs. Everyone else knew. Ridiculous she wasn’t aware. Sorry.

@CubaOrtografia 😂 😂

El poder engorda. Díaz-Canel como esclavo. Díaz-Canel después de haberse comido diez esclavos.

@Geniustechw What’s in front of her neck?

This eco activist has been sentenced to 2 years in prison for throwing soup over a $90 million Van Gogh painting. What's your reaction to the sentence?

@MarsUniversityX Oh, he should have said to himself “in 10 years I’ll probably be dead so why would I care now?” Smart

Elon Musk: “You’d think that if you’re going to be appointed as a judge, you have to have proven that you have an excellent knowledge of the law and that you will make your decisions according to the law. That’s what we assume should be a requirement. You’ve got to know what the law is, and then you need to make decisions in accordance with the law. Not vibes. You can’t be just vibing as a judge.”

@Architectolder Why would anybody let those bushes grow ugly like that? It’s a beautiful house. Also that plywood on the side. What is it hiding?

I see a nice home. I see one thing that I would do immediately.

@Eman_8282 I don’t like my breakfast raw, except for fruit

Whats missing 🤔

@DavidJHarrisJr I grew up with Muslims here in DC in the 1960s. They got along just fine with Christians. They were not zealots.

🚨Pope Leo: "Christians and Muslims can live together and be friends." Thoughts?

@CubaOrtografia Que buena persona. 🥰

Hoy me sentí súper orgulloso de mi esposa porque logró, con una niña ucraniana de quinto grado, lo que no se había podido hacer en casi tres años. Como la muchachita no habla bien el sueco, no se siente a gusto en la escuela y en el aula. Mi esposa la notó en una visita que hizo durante el día. Estaba triste, casi molesta. Quería que llamaran a la madre para irse. Mi esposa se acercó, empezó a hablarle. La hizo reír. La niña casi nunca sale al receso. Hoy salió. Se puso a mecerse sola en los columpios con mi esposa al lado. Luego jugaron en el patio a multiplicar con unos números impresos en el piso, lo que le causó más risa y gracia. En el segundo receso, todos los niños salieron y esta niña se quedó dentro. Mi esposa estaba hablando con otra maestra. Le dijeron que podía salir. La niña dijo que iba a esperar por mi esposa. Resumiendo, la tomó del brazo todo el día y no la soltaba, hizo sus ejercicios y se sintió alegre el resto del tiempo. Ella le hizo entender que no pasaba nada si no hablaba bien el sueco, que los adultos también se equivocan y a veces no lo hablan a la perfección. Un pequeño gesto, un pequeño cambio. Algo que no habían logrado antes.

@Argenpoirot Alfajores y choripan. Asado también.

Decime algo que en Argentina hacemos mejor que en cualquier otro país.