Mark Surridge

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MPs: Dominic Cummings acted within the rules when driving to Durham despite showing symptoms. Journalists releasing details of a second trip: #DominicCummngs

@cb_creates Hope you’re good mate. Drinks soon 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

This was the pettiest exchange I’ve ever seen LOL

Every transfer window guaranteed as a Palace fan #cpfc

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No place like South London #Whyte #CPFC

Tonight I will watch Match of the Day, then I will watch Match of the Day again #cpfc

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So I’ve just discovered my gate sounds like Jurassic Park.

@cb_creates The risky pre game option. Rate your confidence

The most Super of Super Sunday’s #DerbyDay

Plenty of people will say that Eric Dier’s celebration was in poor taste but me? I live for stuff like that.

@cb_creates Haha. I’ve been keeping a lid on things

@cb_creates That wasn’t even banter. Just an observation. He always makes strange team choices like leaving Eriksen out midweek. Only 8 places in the league between us anyway 😉