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@MarkWoeppel

Author, consultant, process improvement guru, theory of constraints expert, reluctant HOA board member. Baritone. posting randomly sometimes useful content

Tulsa, OK เข้าร่วม Temmuz 2009
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Michael Patrón@michaelpatron0·
Sure Amazon, I will get right on that, hopefully it's not too late.
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Kurt Schlichter
Kurt Schlichter@KurtSchlichter·
Okay, @brad_polumbo - you might not know because you’re neither a soldier nor a lawyer and you listen to the regime media, but “war crimes” has a specific meaning. That meaning is not merely anything you dislike about armed conflict, particularly something that is devastatingly effective against our enemy. What, precisely, is the alleged war crime, and what binding authority upon the United States of America makes it a crime? You need to be specific here because you’re using a specific term with a specific meaning, and you are used to get intentionally because of the moral power of the term. Of course, that moral power is decreasing every day as the term is used frivolously, like “genocide” and “racism.” What’s the war crime? What makes it a crime for a president of the United States? Spoiler: There isn’t one. I’d just appreciate you being intellectually honest enough to concede that.
Brad Polumbo 🇺🇸⚽️@brad_polumbo

Just casually threatening war crimes while changing the deadline for the 8th time. Random insane "praise be to Allah" thrown in on Easter for the meme of it all, or something. Trump is not mentally fit for office.

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Julia Proofreader@ProofreadJulia·
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Jesus H Christ!@ThatBloke_Jesus·
The lads are gonna crack up later when I turn up in the pub
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mark woeppel@MarkWoeppel·
@Chris96489546 @michaelpatron0 Usually weekly. Spends about an hour brushing the sides of the pool, emptying the skimmer baskets, back flushing the filter and adjusting the chemicals. It’s easy to do it yourself but @michaelpatron0 is a busy guy.
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Lefty Guns
Lefty Guns@Chris96489546·
I guessed that. More like, how often does a pool guy need to come to your house, how much effort required etc. Can a pool guy be replaced by some random robotic contraption that sucks stuff up and fires chlorine out the back etc. A pool guy seems a 90s film kind of accessory. But i have no idea as to the reality.
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Michael Patrón
Michael Patrón@michaelpatron0·
My house is kinda small but I hate doing stuff so I pay a pool guy and lawn guy. My pool guy just does chemicals. He texts me the other day and says I need a new filter and vacuum. I told him I'm busy and to just tell me what he wants to handle it. He texted me back...
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mark woeppel@MarkWoeppel·
@Chris96489546 @michaelpatron0 Balancing the chemistry so unwanted plants do not grow in your pool. Also the kids pee in the pool so - yah. Chlorine is needed.
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Lefty Guns
Lefty Guns@Chris96489546·
@michaelpatron0 What does doing the chemicals involve? Im from the uk, so no one has a pool here.
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mark woeppel@MarkWoeppel·
@eternaltxts Get a job as a server in a restaurant. Many lessons to learn there
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feelings ღ@eternaltxts·
I’m 21. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.
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mark woeppel@MarkWoeppel·
A little known tool for managing crowds is shushing. Try it and you’ll see
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mark woeppel@MarkWoeppel·
@xandy_mills The end of 3p. The only way to stay is go 1p and treat Amazon like every other retailer. Which simplifies your business but surrenders the channel.
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Alex Mills
Alex Mills@xandy_mills·
Amazon fees have only ever gone up. This trend really isn’t sustainable for sellers. Not sure how or when this will ever end.
Eugene Khayman@EugeneKhayman

My community has $15b of yearly sales on Amazon with 800+ members. These are small businesses. They employ real Americans and support local communities. They do not have large margins to absorb shocks. Every year Amazon squeezes them more and supports overseas Chinese sellers instead of local American businesses. Now Amazon is hitting sellers with even more of a squeeze all back to back: 1.Amazon has moved many sellers to DD+7 Meaning funds are held until 7 days after delivery, not simply paid out on the old cadence. 2.Amazon just added a 3.5% fuel/logistics surcharge on fulfillment fees. 3.To top it off now Amazon Ads charges will be pulled directly from disbursements rather than floating on a credit card. That combination matters. Amazon already forces sellers into an environment where ads dominate visibility. So now the same platform that pressures brands to spend more on ads is also tightening payout timing and pulling more cash out before sellers ever see it. For a very large business, this is just a minor annoyance. But for a small business making payroll just got 50x harder. Less cash on hand means: less inventory more stockouts more debt more strain on small teams and ultimately a worse customer experience This is not “supporting small business.” It is starving the brands that create so much of the value customers come to Amazon for. @WSJ @business @nytimesbusiness @BusinessInsider @ReutersBiz @CNBC @APBusiness If you’re covering Amazon, local communities hit by a hard economy and large companies trying to squeeze hardworking Americans hit me up.

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mark woeppel@MarkWoeppel·
We must turn on the turf irrigation system. We have 11 meters. Where are they? No one knows because our previous team never made a map.
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Jesus H Christ!@ThatBloke_Jesus·
This is not a good Friday!
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Michael Patrón
Michael Patrón@michaelpatron0·
Top listing is down on Amazon. Here is where I stand: 1. Amazon started using AI to change product detail pages but not notifying sellers or having us approve this. I notice they changed our title to our top listing so I clicked the disagree button to change it back to the..
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Bob Hartley
Bob Hartley@RR_Hartley·
@MarkWoeppel Pretty sure the Smithsonian has Neil Armstrong's & Apollo 11's immigration document on display after going to the moon.
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mark woeppel@MarkWoeppel·
I’m wondering if those astronauts are checking w immigration before they enter the moon’s airspace. They might be illegal aliens.
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mark woeppel@MarkWoeppel·
Later, I implemented an HOA website - for two years the previous regime couldn’t figure out how to do it, I did it in a week. Email blasts? Included. News items? Included. Storage of governance docs and budgets? Included.
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mark woeppel@MarkWoeppel·
Today - well actually it was about a month ago in HOA news, our entire maintenance staff walked off the job. I am happy about this outcome, we do not have to fire them. Two people are standing by to fill those jobs. It's fun being on the board!
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Jeff Alan
Jeff Alan@AirCharterGuru·
@MarkWoeppel A week on the job, and people are dying to leave you.
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mark woeppel@MarkWoeppel·
Today in HOA news…. One of our maintenance team dropped dead on the job. Literally.
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Shinghi
Shinghi@ShinghiD·
Confirmed by @amznsellerhelp ad spend will be deducted from your retail proceeds.
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Amazon Seller Help@amznsellerhelp

@ShinghiD Thanks for your patience. We did speak to our partner team and confirmed the communication is legitimate. Let us know if you have any additional questions. Happy to help. - Vincent

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