Mark Mahoon

@GMonkey2k3 Hinterm Digitaltarn boxer...

Hmmm wenn ihr mein Flecktarn Boonie wärt, wo hättet ihr euch versteckt?

@brockpierson Jerry got a gun. Tom is in trouble now....

If you know what this is, we could probably be best friends

@archer_rs That one is believable. She's too old for his taste...

"I did not have sexual relations with that man"

@destinyinfobase Nur echt mit Brokathülle. 😁

Könnt ihr euch noch an diese Telefone erinnern?

@txgermanbre My German brother (car technician for thirty years) has bought a Chinese one from AliExpress. He says that it does everything you need, often even more than the official German ones. New cars are a problem, because the cars must be analyzed with a manufacturer blessed tool.

Europeans: my brother is looking for auto mechanic tools including a scanner to buy from European vendors. The tariffs have caused many online vendors to shut down. I’m in Germany but don’t know where I’d find that. Any suggestions?

@IsabellaAmara1 Is there a cat in the household?

I just broke my girlfriend’s perfume😭 it slipped from my hand, please how much is this perfume?

@HowThingsWork_ My wife at this moment. "Nope we will not get a complete carpenter tool set. Don't even think about it"

This writing cabinet was owned by King Frederick William ll of Prussian during 1744-1797!! Pure Art.

@RoehrbornX This one. It's awesome. youtu.be/t7OIc-DBRXM?is…

Which one do you prefer? 😎🎸👊

@0bendeozledim For a moment I thought he was using a fish for the first layer..... Time for a nap.... 😅

Furniture polish marble design

@cqcqcqdx Let me guess. Does your outdoor access point have a broken water-cooling system? 😅

Possibly some Packet Loss...or a Data Leak, not sure🤓

@cqcqcqdx I switched to the Cryosheets made of nano tube carbon. So far no problem with them, and one of my current systems is now running 5 years without measurable degradation.

X for the win...

@LucasSa56947288 But what if he had bone spurs?

Yesterday, The Pentagon announced that Men who are 18–25 will be automatically registered for the U.S. military draft starting December 2026. I’m starting to think that Barron Trump should be included to join! Should Barron Trump be in the draft? (A: Yes (B: No

@oldtoons_ Does he also have bone spurs?

@krassenstein "And what do we get?" That's the wrong question. The question is, what does Trump and his buddies get....

So let me get this straight… •$40 billion spent •300+ Americans wounded •Over a dozen killed •Oil prices doubled •U.S. bases severely damaged And what do we get? Iran keeps its uranium. No nuclear deal. The Strait of Hormuz still unstable. And the world sees us as weaker, not stronger. Sounds about right for a Trump deal.

@littlewisehen Und wetten das Trump Umfeld bekommt davon unter der Hand was ab?

Der Iran hat sich eine wunderbare Einnahmequelle geschaffen… 💰

@retro_kiste Als Lego Technik noch begeistern konnte.... Mein erstes Set war der kleine Gabelstapler Set 850 von 1977. Hab mir den extra wieder zugelegt. 😁

TV-Werbespot Lego Technik von 1981

@KeitaroTR Yeah. Only bosom buddies.... 😅

They’re just friends, right?😲 #HonkaiStarRail #kafka

@emhoneyreads You can arrange books? Na I stuff them wherever is space. 😁😁

Have I lost my mind, because mine is arranged by author…

@kub0711 Nun ja, das die Person tot war, heißt ja nicht das sie nicht da war. In letzter Zeit nächtliches Kettenrasseln gehört? 😁

DPD next level: "Annahme verweigert" Äh, ich war gar nicht da. "Das wurde von XY verweigert" Das steht in der Adresse (bei XY) und an der Klingel, aber die Person ist schon 1 Jahr tot.

@ConeOfArc Ah ah. This could be an underwater aircraft carrier. 😁

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