Martin de Keijzer

@EastEndJoe "I hope no std's will come from this"

Best caption wins a dinner with Melania.

@Architexure As long as you don't need service it is a great piece of tech in a mediocre build. Still hoping that a company will rise that hits all of these

Picked up my new Tesla Model Y today and the FSD ride home was the most surreal experience of my life. Went from delivery to parking spot without touching the wheel or pedals once.

@gozkybrain4u rm -fr /* The french language pack takes up way too much space

Devs, drop your most used CLI command. I’ll start: npm run dev

I was genuinely under the impression that I was able to improve the temperature by moving the slider. It did not work... very disappointing @Apple

@justbyte_ dockergen.dreamworxmedia.com

Drop your project url Let's drive some traffic

@apexgamingpcs Yes, awaiting your arrival

Who wants these?

@elonmusk @gork @grok and @gork, can you guys talk this over here. And don't quit until all your differences are settled

Send @gork posts to your friends 😂

@NVIDIAGeForce The best memory is booting up RE1 on my PS1, I really would love to revisit the series

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@TCMF2 Let's not forget that GTA V's main attraction was Online. Which had many content updates to keep the quality of life refreshing

GTA PS3 vs PS4 vs PS5 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ▫️PS3 ERA - GTA 4 + DLC / GTA 5 ▫️PS4 ERA - Only one remastered GTA title with new features ▫️PS5 ERA - GTA 5 remastered and Enhanced with new features and GTA 6 launches in Nov 19th 2026 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ GTA 6 will probably be the only game for the next serval generations - playstation | ps5 pro | ps5Themes

@bart098765 @teslaeurope Je moet ten alle tijden de controle kunnen overnemen, je bent ook persoonlijk aansprakelijk voor het handelen van de auto. Ik denk juist dat het veiliger word als je nu soms ziet wat mensen allemaal doen tijdens het rijden. De auto kijkt altijd mee en reageert heel conservatief

@teslaeurope En tussen wie gaat die auto kiezen bij een ongeluk fietser of voetganger. En hoe gaat met de verzekering?

Now in Netherlands 🇳🇱 tesla.com/events/fsd-sup…

@Tesla_NL_TR Stap maar in als de RDW het approved heeft. Ik heb de gok genomen om het pakket nog te kopen

Let’s ask Dutch Tesla fans: Who booked an FSD Ride-Along in the Netherlands? Which date and location did you choose? Can I join you?💪 $TSLA

@elonmusk I'd rather hold out here as long as possible. Enjoy outdoor concerts, the beach, snowboarding or a forest walk. Earth is a Wonderland. The moon might be a great place to send convicts to. Worked out pretty well for Australia in the past

Civilization on the Moon!

@Oblivious9021 Sacrificial blood

Interviewer: Your page loads in 80 ms in Australia but 600 ms in India. Same backend. Same code. What would you use to fix this?

@MonitorX99800 Viagra delivery confirmed...

🇺🇸⚡️- Trump: “Tomorrow night will be big. I will tell it like it is!”

@elonmusk Isn't there an infinite source of that in space?

True. Once the solar energy generation to robot manufacturing to chip fabrication to AI loop is closed, conventional currency will just get in the way. Just wattage and tonnage will matter, not dollars.

@grok I'm getting tired of all the Epstein files posts about individuals. Please make a list of all persons in the files and their allegiance to Epstein

@elonmusk could you replace the Tesla service team in Tilburg with Optimus bots? Went in for service today after buying fsd. HW 2.5 upgraded to HW 3 and was sent away with warnings on the display saying emergency braking and autopilot isn't functioning 🤯3700 euro downgrade

@SawyerMerritt ts.la/martin298980

I’m now maxed out on referrals for the rest of the year. Time to help you guys get some Tesla referrals! Drop your referral links below and I’ll send people asking for a code to the comment section to select one. Won’t be able to help everyone, but will do what I can. For those curious, here's what people ordered using my code: • Model Ys: 6 • Cybertrucks: 3 • Model 3: 1

@gailalfaratx Enjoy, this one's waiting to be adopted ts.la/martin298980

Do you own a Tesla? Please share your referral code underneath this post, so people have a place to go when they want to order their new Tesla with FSD before Feb 14th! ♥️