Martin Marete

@HeemMufc Ata Soo Jambo jet 🤣🤣🤣

Andikia Mama Ramilah poem nikulipie SGR

@DrJuma_M @C_NyaKundiH Nyakundi is a gun for hire no one gives a f**k

I have a Question for My friend @C_NyaKundiH,That Account that Is Impersonating You,Is it the One that Is Posting Tweets That Support Criminal Ruto or It is you Omwami,Please We need to Know so that we can Plan How to Interact with you On this TL Going foward.

@_fels1 I would rather be a believer and later find out there's no heaven than doubt and later find out heaven is real.I will have lived a good life anyway.

@CarolRadull From Coaching The German Machine to Black stars.He reminds me of @KhalifKairo

Joachim Low is reportedly set to take over as head coach of the Black Stars 🇬🇭 on a short-term deal, exclusively for the 2026 World Cup. He is expected to earn €150,000 per month. #FIFAWorldCup

@calvinokello4 Haven't you heard What Mt Kenya Kingpin said today?

Have you realised that after President Ruto responded to the insults from the opposition, they have not insulted him ever since? Truly, you do not recite poetry to a swordsman.

@_falsi1ke Wisdom detected.

Problems start when you want to be the only man to a lady you give nothing.

@brendahfred Anza kuzungusha water Melon

Which business can I start in Nairobi at zero cost? Niambieni aki nisirudi Marsabit

@KhalifKairo No one knows what the future holds.I have learned to stay humble.

Its a long long way to Mombasa

@thekenyatimes Women punish sacrifices you make for them.Never expect loyalty from women.

Married men, what’s one thing you wish you knew before getting married that single men should know?

@HonMosiria Nashangaa and your Just enjoying your time with fellow women.

Mbona mnaskia vibaya 😂

@polo_kimanii He is a very Cunning politician but a very very poor leader.

President William Ruto is doing politics even after being elected. Since 2022,he has been going round the country still talking about things he will do when he becomes president. Castigating the previous regime that he was also part of. Ni wazimu uyu

@_falsi1ke Speaks Volumes.You just know it's public property.

Nothing scares me more than a woman with her own condoms.

@chapatimistress 😂😂 😂 Wanasema Singo mathas ni greatness tupu.Nothing beats experience.

Lakinu hao wanaume huwa mnasema wameniweka ama hununua sehemu telezi, they must be very discreet yaani 🤭😅 Ama wanaogopa kupikwa juu ya kununua from singo matha of seven? 😂

@mohammedhersi @Halima_Diida Absolutely spot on!

You are wrong on this and stop misleading rest of Kenyans. What garment is strictly for Muslims? Nani olisema?? Boranas and Gabra including Burjis from my home in Marsabit women have always covered their hair and full dress with a matching garbisaar They never expose their head they are well covered. There is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING wrong how these Christian brothers and sisters have dressed . You should be celebrating them not trying to demonise them. Let me also tell you this....Kanzu is NOT Islamic dress it is Arab dress.

To the Christians in northern Kenya Some traditional garments are strictly for Muslims, so honor your own identity while observing your faith.

@Halima_Diida I agree with you.Why would they cover themselves with tents when Christianity allows them all the freedom to dress in crop tops.

@_fels1 All those you mentioned are lying in their Graves unlike our Lord Jesus Christ who rose from the dead and is alive!

@MartinMarete Best of luck. Just make sure you don't spend your entire life believing in Jesus only to die and find out Allah and Muhammad or Thor was the true God.

Africans never knew Jesus died for their sins until the Europeans came to tell them.

@_falsi1ke Absolutely especially if you're dating to marry a retired Colonel oblivion of her dark past.

My biggest fear in a relationship is everyone looking at me like "if only you knew"..

@sookie2dworld @_fels1 How? Yet I have accepted Christ as my Lord and saviour??

@MartinMarete @_fels1 You’re still going to hell if it’s real anyways Don’t think you escape it

@chapatimistress In the meantime I can drive you around in my SUV.

Ndio kuleta my chapati basket clinic kidogo, abadilishwe damu 😅

@Mercynicky_ Kuja Covo

Kama umelewa saa hii usikubali zishuke heri uchizi