Ave

Pineapple makes me feel some type of way

Caveman Oppenheimer having an existential crisis after inventing a sharp stick

When the whole group chat is roasting you at once:

POV we see each other in public and I can’t remember your name

"Free for a quick call? Easier to explain on the phone."

I think I've found my new hobby suitcase bowling.

August 31st September 1st

4 hours 10 hours of sleep of sleep

Me when I hear fireworks at 10:01pm

@Sab_Fosse Ride some spinners hell ya

@Sab_Fosse Always

Getting stuck in line behind someone buying over $100 in lotto

@TheKyleD Lucky

Think I have seen more peoples feet today on Snapchat then I ever have in my life 😂

@VersacehorcruxV Follow up to the follow up, if you want some HEAVY shit check out the Wrong One to F**k With album by Dying Fetus. Apple Music describes it as “widespread death metal carnage” gets me fired right up

Bill Gates is a villain.