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USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

The first Jell-O shot board update. Ole Miss at 1,437.

The just updated the scoreboard. Some work to do for Alabama.

I think this is the beauty of the United States, that we citizens take for granted. You can make a video of this anywhere with any state, expect Oklahoma, and witness pure beauty in nature

It’s time we have this conversation

By the way, that was the SECOND time that Carter Bryant has head hunted SGA for a dirty tackle. Deserves an ejection.

Soooo anyone see wemby pull Dorts hair when they were at halfcourt??? Just me?

I asked REAL NBA fans if OKC and Shai are actually favored by NBA refs. As well as my honest opinion on the Thunder Thread 🧵