Celibate Omah Lay🚴🏾

The BEng is official official now🙏🏾.. 🇳🇦 #UJGraduate #UJGrad2019

🚨⚒️ Pep Guardiola left his press conference, crossed his arms above his head and said: “COME ON YOU IRONS!”.

Amantombazane mahle, kodwa ayahlanya. Wonke.

These niggas can’t cook bro lmao

"I have tasted the genuine desire of a woman in love, therefore I can no longer chase women"

Leaving the night life and staying home is probably the best thing I did for myself. There’s nothing positive outside at night. Just regrets upon regrets!

A man can't get coochie unless the woman agrees to it. If she cheated, it was definitely her idea, not his.

when the coworker that isn't afraid to confront management is addressing something again

Amad Diallo - Open Play Goals 25/26

Le fishing technique ngiyazi kahle 😂😂 “Oh Katli you look bored, can I come over?”

When you find out your boss isn't in today, so the day already starts to feel lighter.

😭📍

Due to personal reasons, I will only bath twice a week

Bruno Fernandes has been named as the Football Writers' Player of the Year for 2026. Congrats, Bruno👏

BREAKING: Bruno Fernandes is named the Football Writers' Association Footballer of the Year 🏆

That’s N$11million??? 😭😭😭😭😭

🚨 OFFICIAL: Fede Valverde statement. “Yesterday I had an incident with a teammate during a training session. The fatigue from competition and the frustration made everything seem blown out of proportion”. “In a normal locker room, these things can happen and are usually resolved internally without it becoming all public”. “Clearly, someone here is spreading rumors, and with a season without titles, where Real Madrid is always under scrutiny, everything gets blown out of proportion”. “Today we had another disagreement. During the argument, I accidentally hit a table, causing a small cut on my forehead that required a routine visit to the hospital”. “At no point did my teammate hit me, I didn’t hit him either”. “I feel that my anger about the situation, frustration at seeing some of us struggling to get through end of season, giving it our all, pushed me to the point of arguing with a teammate”. “I’m sorry. I’m truly sorry because this situation hurts me, this moment we’re going through is painful”. “Real Madrid is one of the most important things in my life and I can’t be indifferent to it. The result is accumulation of things that culminate in a senseless fight, damaging my image and leaving room for doubt that they will add fuel to the fire of an accident”. “I wasn’t going to speak out until the end of the season. We were eliminated from the Champions League, and I kept my anger and resentment to myself”. “We’ve wasted another year, and I wasn’t in a position to be posting on social media when the only face I had to show was on the field, and I feel that’s what I did. That’s why I’m the one who’s most saddened and pained to be going through this situation that prevents me from playing the next match due to medical decisions”. “I always gave it my all, to the very end, and it hurts me more than anyone not to be able to do so. I am available to the club and my teammates to collaborate on any decision they deem necessary. Thank you”.

Valverde's Medical Report

🚨 BREAKING: Fede Valverde suffered a traumatic brain injury and will MISS El Clásico. “The tests carried out today on our player Fede Valverde by the Real Madrid Medical Services, he has been diagnosed with a traumatic brain injury”. “Valverde is at home in good condition and will need to rest for 10 to 14 days, as per medical protocols for this diagnosis”, Real Madrid confirm.

As probabilidades podem estar contra a gente… mas nós já vencemos elas cinco vezes e fomos campeões do mundo. Tá liberado acreditar na sexta. 🤞🇧🇷🍻