Matthew Clay

@HudacsComplex @SnakeKicker @Enezator @Blackneto_ @NikolasHolmes Only because you refused to discuss any subject that wasn't in your wheelhouse.

@SnakeKicker @Enezator @MatthewEClay @Blackneto_ @NikolasHolmes @MatthewEClay retired from this form of debate because I kept making “don’t tread on me” jokes

The greatest marketing achievement of all time was when someone convinced the world that Jingle Bells was really a Christmas song.

@Handlebar_TV @PrimeVideo Although I'm pretty sure they'll get out since Richard Attenborough is an expert at making security fences useless.

TONIGHT at 5pm PST/8 PM EST #FilmFlashback will be watching “The Great Escape” (streaming free on @PrimeVideo ). We will be recording an instant reaction podcast afterwards and releasing it tomorrow. Feel free to watch along and comment with your thoughts/questions!

@Handlebar_TV @PrimeVideo This movie makes being a POW look like a awesome game of capture the flag.

All I'm saying is I've never seen Paul Rudd and Mike Birbiglia in the same room at the same time.

The New Villanova Hall of Famer Brett Gordon sent this old school clip to me. Look familiar?

Oh, just makin some fettuccine alfredo and listening to @Horny4Horror What are YOU doing?

@NBCSSixers My desk in LOS ANGELES is a one-man 76ers party #the process

@CaseyJHempel Great job on @moviecrypt! Really nice to hear from another person of faith who loves making movies. Keep it up! It's worth it

A short film I made about 1933, two very different men, and a grave decision. Enjoy youtu.be/E-s1fKkST94

Like films? Don't have a lot of time? This one is short! Have a smile, on me. "My Forte" Use Headphones! youtu.be/0ECUsdK9rFE

Capital punishment is necessary for the worst-of-the-worst. Like people who spit their gum in waterfree urinals.

I'll see you in a few hours, LA. I hope that X Wing is still chillin on Hollywood Blvd! (no I don't)

I'm not bi-lingual, but I'm curious.

Flying is a normal activity for humans. Think about that. I said think about it... *wags fist*

"I would like 4 chicken nuggets." "Are you sure you don't want 10?" "...what is in your food that you offer 150% increases?"

The only reason I don't own slippers is that I don't want to have to hide the fact that I own slippers.

"I'm going to Kinko's" does NOT mean I'm going to a clown-themed strip club. Definitely probably not.

Him, squinting at me: "Your face has the look of perpetual dissatisfaction." Me: "Is that all?"

Apparently I'm the only person in Hollywood who owns an umbrella. Siiingin in the raaain