Matthew

Me when I go to a BBQ in Argentina

David Haye is so miserable. Crack a smile! #imaceleb

@dcsteve5 We don't have A/Cs in all our buildings though unlike America

The Brits are acting like 80° is a heat wave again

Josh is abysmal he needs axed

Oh ITV are bastards no Gemma Collins #imaceleb

@BGT They were fucking awful

Core memories made on the #BGT stage 🥹🌟 Congrats on your Golden Buzzer, Braunstone Community Primary School!

I love Karishma says it's futuristic technology when it's just a speaker in a bed #theapprentice

Zara McDermott randomly appearing...okay #TheApprentice

Let's be honest cats are better than dogs #TheApprentice

@StephenMulhern Why have you resorted to using AI to ask questions and replies?

If you were on a game show I was hosting… would you play it safe or go all in? I always find people’s tactics interesting!

Think I might the only one who can't stand Josh #EastEnders

ITV are scum for doing this. I know they will so more people watch and get more views, but I really wish it would be a surprise.

@christopherhope So? He's a cat. It's their job to do stuff like this

NEW Larry the Cat has just killed and eaten a mouse feet from the door of 10 Downing St during the Prime Minister’s press conference. The mouse was killed in the courtyard of the Foreign Office, dragged across the street and consumed by Larry on the grass next to Number 10’s door. We have the film. This is not an April Fool. It is the first time this has happened in my long hours standing outside 10 Downing Street. Here is Larry moments before the mouse killing.

Shoerewego

@bosdovja92 You're very welcome. It is an easy mistake to make

@MatthewMitt6 Gosh thanks

Obsessed with the way Wendy Richards said ‘fiancé’

@I_Dont_Know_Her She's really not as interesting now

Becki jones didn't realise how quick it was to get to dublin via aeroplane from Liverpool Airport

@CosmicScottie Irish is better and it always will be!

Ciaran has a face like a slapped arse this episode #TheApprentice