Matthew Tennyson

me listening to the same songs i listen to everyday

“Your PTO request has been denied” Me already on vacation:

Blocking someone in a wheelchair is craaaazy

5 miles and 12 glass balls today

How the FUCK did a generation raised on south park and Family guy become so offended by everything.???

Senior said we’re Netflix and chilling we were chicken and dicking

These tenants in HUD watch us workers more then they do they’re kids🤣🤣🤦🏽‍♂️

This the important stuff they don’t teach you in school.

Me getting out of bed on Sunday to get water😂😂😂

y’all be ordering welI done steaks & be shaking the whole table jus to cut it LMAO

@JuiceJohnson907 Happy Birthday!!!🎁🎊🎂

@CourtenayElaine That’s a lot cleaning🤣🤣🤣

Dad’s taking the divorce well…

I stg the people who complain about Alaska and want to leave are the ones who have only stayed on the road system. Like bro, go outside and touch some grass. This place is so beautiful and full of wonders

One thing about me is imma always have fun!!

Hahahaha wild day at work today!! First a old drunk man naked outside our apartments, then a different old man telling us to call the cops on him

@CourtenayElaine 😅🤨🤨