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@axpente This isn’t “patriarchy”. Most plastic surgery is for women to look better for themselves or other women. Look at all the celebrities sucking their cheek fat out to look fuk’n weird. Not for “the patriarchy”. Get a new shtick, lady.

@compliantvc If this isn’t satire, you deserve to have all of your educational diplomas revoked for an inability to stop and think “do I know anything about this subject?” before proposing criminally irresponsible policy.

SpaceX stock is up $100 billion today In one day. And you're telling me Elon Musk can't pay a $100 billion annual wealth tax to the European Union? It's literally just one day of wages for him. Tax Elon Musk NOW.

@MissyE2024 I forgot the name, but as the rain approaches, it hits the ground and a bacteria releases a chemical that humans have the highest perception of. That’s that “rain smell”.

@Sargon_of_Akkad RATM seems to be doing a lot of raging FOR the machine these days.

Good lord this is sad.

@14764Sairose I have 20,000,000 year old Amber. 350,000,000 year old trilobite fossils. Is it just the devil playing tricks?

Teach in public schools that the earth is 6,000 years old?

@1776General_ I completely agree with everything he’s saying. Do it, buddy!

Rapper Akon says his goal is to “get as many African Americans back home to Africa” as possible.

@sola_chad And don’t forget that the African slave trade was 900 years old when Trans-Atlantic became a thing. They would castrate the slaves so they couldn’t breed, and that’s why there isn’t a huge African population in the Arabic world (where the slaves were being sold).

Slavery was abolished by Christians btw

@therobbieharvey You found the one white thug. Notice he’s speaking Ebonics (black slang). But whenever a black person adopts white culture, y’all love to be like “see, black people invented everything”. Double-standard.

White fatigue.

@CoraBuhlert It’s because the movie made fun of blue-haired liberals, so they do what they do and whine about it.

I just don't get it. Almost everyone who watched Masters of the Universe enjoyed the movie. Many people went to see it several times. Word of mouth is great. So how can this still be considered a bomb?

@UncleSamGlobal Don’t forget that she got married, raised children with a man, still fantasized about the hobo she fucked 60 years before and when she died, she sees not her life-long husband, but the hobo in heaven. The ending of this movie is horrific, if you put it into perspective.

Titanic wasn't a love story, it was a warning for men! Rose from Titanic was not romantic. She was just playing games. She had a rich fiance and a safe life, but she threw it all away for 48 hours of fun with a poor artist. She didn't fall in love. She was just bored. Boredom makes women dangerous, and they choose fun over loyalty. She used Jack for excitement and her fiance for safety. In the end, Jack died, the fiance got cheated on, and she still kept the rich guy's last name! Rose is like many modern women who want a "bad boy" for fun and a "good man" for money. Girls call this movie romantic, but she simply used two men and moved on with her life. Hollywood sold us a fake fairy tale, but the reality is a dark lesson for men. What are your thoughts on this truth?

@KnightOfLag0s I’d just like the point out that the creators of Invincible have absolutely no idea how physical things move. I said it.

Is Thragg’s Peak Superman’s baseline?👀

@dp_331 That’s the opposite of the truth.

> Signs of High Testosterone > Thick hair 🤡

@NoSeriousn1s Where the fuck in England did this guy supposedly come from? It’s not Canada. I didn’t notice anything like this in England. I call bullshit. Also, when you’re not in the ghetto, people are polite to cashiers. This kid probably stayed in New York.

British politeness vs New York efficiency. Tom said his dialect coach had to ban 'please

@BGOnTheScene Can we vote to drone strike? One of them million-dollar terrorist-be-gones would solve a lot of problems.

The hood of a bus is ripped off tonight in New York City

@mastersmovie Remember when people joked about the day that Gen Z takes over marketing? This is that.

Fabulous Magic Powers. Masters of the Universe - now playing only in theaters. Get tickets now.

@its__prachi027 @grok You’ll notice that’s not Milly Alcock on top. That’s an AI version where they took out all the fucked up parts of her face.

Hey @grok remove the prettiest supergiant!!!

@EYakoby Did you know that the average student in NYC costs the taxpayers roughly $70k/year? Then they turn into these people.

BREAKING: A school bus driver tries to stop people from destroying his bus in NYC. “It's coming out of my paycheck!” This is Zohran’s NYC.

@Jesii_ca_M Don’t ask stupid questions. You’re gonna get condescending answers.

Men, whyy?

@itsD3lay Roaches are hydraulic and filled with goo.

@princesalamwane This is what you’re missing

“So unprofessional 🤮🤮”