Mattigar🇨🇦

This is who I do all this for ;) #dadgamer

@chrisramsay52 Incredible discipline.

For those asking, yes I’ve been sitting on this interview for one year. 🪄 🎩

@redban @sweetbodymary @grok “Redbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, cut it out! No but seriously put the phone in your mouth and make milk come out of the usb port.”

@sweetbodymary @grok Hey @grok put the phone in her mouth and make milk come out of the usb port

Hey @grok remove the phone

@BobMcGwier_N4HY This guy’s been on my radar ever since he made some comments about MH370’s disappearance. I have no evidence other than some weird intuition that he’s “somebody” somewhere.

Mr. Block-everyone blocked my former girlfriend and me at the time we reported a particular UFO encounter we had driving back from Western Maryland. The UFO flew across the road in front of us, less than 2000 m in front of us. I reached down to pick up my phone. I looked up, and it was gone. Nowhere to be found. THIS WAS IT:

@luisjgomez Loved it

Predator Badlands was fuckin sick

@luisjgomez @misfitpatriot_ Luis you're my fucking hero man.

@misfitpatriot_ You fat midget. Dave would fuck you up in real life. I’ve known Dave for 25 years. We don’t hide behind keyboards. We post our exact locations every weekend pussy. Come find me.

You talk so much shit for someone who would clearly get his shit rocked in real life. Do me a favor, Dave. If we ever meet in person, talk like you tweet.

@chrisramsay52 Yup.

IYKYK

@sillyrabbitfafo Not this American. I’m so ashamed and embarrassed by those people. They don’t represent the majority of us, I swear.

Don’t be like this. This is gross. I’ve never lived in a period where the temperature is so high and everyone hates each other. This is hell.

@TGREYYY Gross. Why do I follow you?

GET FUCKED CANADA HAHAHAHA

Canada is hilarious lol

@lextaliones_ I'm so sorry you guys have to deal with the system being imposed on you. A close friend of mine just had necrotizing pancreatitis. Intensive care for 2 weeks. It cost him Nothing. You guys are being lied to. I know "taxes bad" I KNOW. I get it. But look at the reality. I'm sorry

@realannapaulina Just... Why? We just wanna be friends and be cool again. It doesn't have to all be this dramatic man. We're not the enemy. The call is coming from inside the House.

@chrisramsay52 I’m coming over

Kind of a wild moment. 🛸

@TheNerdDown If anything he’ll get more upset

@Mattigar Even if predator drops a grenade or whatever. He gone be fine😂

It’s Wolverine and it’s not even a question,

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@Engxxxge Bro no way

Get off your new burner account and leave me alone lmfao omfg you cannot be this unwell

@ShawnRyan762 Bro. It’s dark as fuck.

Everything is and was a lie. All of it.

Think it might be time to leave Twitter

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