Max

So was nobody gonna tell me I got fat? I don’t appreciate it

Really awkward when someone’s bitching to you and you agree with the party they’re bitching about

Anybody else’s jeans not fitting like they did last year? #weird

Good things only feel good after you’ve done the hard thing

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned

This is my idea of hell on earth

“If I were a boy I’d probably still like boys” -Beyoncé #happypridemonth

You could be here today and gone tomorrow. No matter your age, live each day as if it were your last ♥️

Overcoming getting over one less hour of sleep.

One of the most annoying parts of being a single adult is figuring out what the hell I’m gonna eat today.

I hate prissy mean gays. You’re making us look bad out here

You’ll never catch me out on the weekend without a smile plastered on my face, enthusiastic to talk to anyone that’s willing to spark a conversation. If you’re miserable keep that ass at home

People ask what Max is short for and i tell them absolutely nothing

Go to bed Max no one cares babe

I get irrationally pissed when restaurants forget my extra sauces. Keep it, i don’t even want it anymore .

I’m the darkest shade of winter blue dreaming of sunshine on lakes on pontoons

Me telling my kids about the 14 hour TikTok ban

Caitlin Hale and Angelo Massagli, who played Marta and Frankie in the film School of Rock, got married over the weekend.