Maximum Medusa

This is a place where I, for the most part, try and keep things light. I am Mostly Harmless, after all. It may therefore appear I don't care, but I do, and in some cases I care a lot. Being a bit silly on Twitter is my way of coping. Small steps will get you there

@alisonwallis60 @SilverAlso I have. It's been a great birthday xx

@MaximeInnocens @SilverAlso Looks like you’ve had a great day x

It's my birthday!!!! We've already been round to see my mam and sister, and now I'm home I can finally unwrap my prezzie from Ed. It's a bass guitar! I have no idea how to play it but it'll be huge fun learning. Isn't it fantastic! I love it. But for now, birthday cake time...

@SilverAlso It's lovely, I'm very lucky x

@MaximeInnocens Gosh That’s quite the gift

@iBrowsie “I thought it was the Kremlin” said a confused Dave

It’s now 50 years since David Bowie got so wasted he paid Iggy Pop £250k for St. Basil's Cathedral, Moscow.

@alisonwallis60 I agree, but right now there ARE no risks. The police are useless. Where’s the fun in that?

Thinking about the gangs of youths raiding shops whilst not making any excuses at all there’s something about risk taking in their brain development and the excitement they get from the adrenaline. To deal with it they need to understand there are consequences to the behaviour.

@Shiv_who_burns And all the time you’re just thinking ‘JUST LET ME DO IT FOR YOU WE COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED HOURS AGO’

I am supervising my father buying something online and it’s not going well.

@ergopropterhoc1 It is! (I had to ask Ed @iBrowsie to check). It's beautiful, it really is. I must admit I know very little about guitars but even I've heard of Fender. I'm thrilled! Such a good choice

@MaximeInnocens AWESOME! Is it a Mustang? Extremely cool.

@caoimhinof Thank you!! I'm looking forward to learning xx

@MaximeInnocens Happy birthday. It’s beautiful. They are loads of fun to play.

@caeciliusest1 It is! I'm looking forward to learning how to play it

@MaximeInnocens Nice!

@CurleyWurley888 Thank you!! Lovely crocus xx

@MaximeInnocens Happy Birthday ☺️

@purplepangolin Thank you!! x

@MaximeInnocens Happy birthday!

@kifatlarge They're really lovely x

@MaximeInnocens Think those ones are flaming purissima- they change colour

@ifellonithonest Thank you!! x

@MaximeInnocens Happy Birthday Maxi!!!

@kroquegg_overon 😄 That's the one!

@MaximeInnocens A fender bass?

@London__Smoke Thank you!! x

@MaximeInnocens Happy Birthday!

@iBrowsie You can, and indeed you did

Main takeaway from our drive home from Sunderland is you can sing ‘In The Navy’ to Freddie Mercury and Montserrat Caballé’s ‘Barcelona.’

@AltoAngel Ooooh, that’s fantastic though xx

I may end up regretting this one.

@aarddark Thank you! ❤️❤️❤️ Very shortly I shall be full of duck in hoisin sauce, as it’s my fave and I get to pick. Mmmmmm….

@kifatlarge Thank you! Beautiful flowers x

@MaximeInnocens Happy Birthday

@AltoAngel Oooh, I love your flower pics! Looking forward to the sweet peas this year too

Accidentally fell in to the garden centre this morning. Oops.

@bartramsgob Thank you! x