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@thewalrus Americans are the only indigenous people on the Moon per the definition

Se ha avistado un gato colocolo en Chile. El colocolo (Leopardus colocola) es un felino salvaje muy hermoso y esquivo, originario de los Andes y los matorrales chilenos. Fotógrafo Francisco Andreas Gómez. Este 16 de marzo de 2026 , se reportó un hallazgo extraordinario de ungato colocolo(Leopardus colocolo) en la Región de Coquimbo , específicamente en los límites entre La Serena y Vicuña. Es considerado el único felino endémico de Chile tras recientes reclasificaciones taxonómicas que lo separaron de otras especies similares de Sudamérica, como el gato pajero. Se encuentra en una situación vulnerable debido a la pérdida de su hábitat, la caza y ataques de perros domésticos o asilvestrados. En registros anteriores (octubre de 2025), se llegó a captar un ejemplar con melanismo (pelaje negro), una mutación genética muy atípica para esta especie. Este tipo de registros es fundamental para las organizaciones de conservación, como el Colocolo Conservation Project , que trabajan para proteger a los pequeños felinos silvestres de Chile. El avistamiento del gato colocolo fue realizado por investigadores que utilizan tecnología de monitoreo remoto. Medios locales como Diario El Día y cuentas especializadas en biodiversidad como Humedal Río Elqui difundieron las imágenes para concientizar sobre la presencia de este felino endémico en la zona El fotógrafo Francisco Andreas Gómez capturó recientemente una imagen excepcional del colocolo, que acecha entre las rocas del centro de Chile. Si bien se creía que habitaba toda Sudamérica, nuevas investigaciones revelan que este escurridizo depredador es, en realidad, la única especie de felino silvestre endémica de Chile. Cazador silencioso entre la densa maleza, sigue siendo uno de los miembros más misteriosos de la fauna local. Con su hábitat amenazado por la expansión urbana y los incendios forestales, la supervivencia del Colocolo pende de un hilo. Este avistamiento es más que una simple fotografía; es un llamado vital a proteger un vestigio de las montañas que pocos tienen la oportunidad de ver. Un verdadero testimonio de la belleza de la naturaleza salvaje y aislada de Chile. Fotos: franciscoandreasg

@aureainjail Moisture is scarce in the female butthole, like Arrakis in Dune. Spit is invaluable to them, like the Fremen in Dune. You have to slowstroke the butthole to penetrate, like the bodyshields, in Dune. To stay safe, you should navigate the hole in a specific rhythm, like in Dune.

Alex Jones sings Mother by Danzig

BREGSY...

If Trump really wanted to destroy Iran, he'd force it to accept the Civil Rights Act Nagasaki is fine now. Detroit is a trainwreck

I can’t stop watching this it’s so good

idgaf about the ram prices. i want more of whatever this is

This might be one of the most hilarious goals you’ll ever see. And of course, it’s Minnesota High School hockey 🤣

Joker in a durag and a bust down might be the scariest thing in human history🤣

At no point did I know what was coming next, 10/10

dude went through a car wash with a load of high tensile steel spindle wire and destroyed the entire facility

Someone made an inflatable sled of BULLET BILL from Super Mario Bros and it crashed into a group of people causing chaos at a ski resort in Japan 👀🤣

What I imagine Hellebuyck was doing while in net during that gold medal game

Me logging into the Zoom call with that one Canadian coworker tomorrow.

My biggest conspiracy theory is after this concert every sovereign nation on the planet simultaneously recognized how easily they could be overthrown so they made everything gay and retarded and full of third worlders

Took my (frigid) wife to see Wuthering Heights tonight. Car ride to the theater she put on the Hamilton soundtrack and scrolled through Pinterest the entire time ignoring me. I think I chipped a tooth from clenching my teeth. Walk into the theater lobby and it’s a sea of screaming black teenagers and obese guatemalan women babbling into speakerphone. I buy her some garbage to eat and we go into the theater. Before we sit down she accidentally (?) spills her extra large diet Dr. Pepper on my seat, but the theater is full so I just sit in it. My ass is immediately soaked but I don’t care I just don’t want to move my body anymore I just don’t want my body to function. The guatemalan women are in the theater and they and my wife are all staring at their phones, giving the room a sickly, ambient glow that makes my eyes water and my stomach turn. The movie starts and I mentally check out, thinking of the chubby teenage girl at the concession counter and how thrilling it would be to kidnap her. I let my mind drift away but my wife snaps me out of this fantasy by hacking loudly trying to get a stuck popcorn kernel out of her throat. The guatemalan women sense distress and start nervously gibbering in their gutterspeak. I excuse myself to the bathroom but instead sneak into some kind of cartoon called Goat. I sit in the back and sob softly until a black teenager notices me and screams “ayo dis gay nigga crine!” and the rest of them start jeering and screaming at me so I rush out. I lock eyes with the chubby teenage girl in the lobby and she looks sad and I imagine she’d be okay with me kidnapping her but I just go back and sit next to my wife in the giant puddle of diet Dr. Pepper. The movie finishes. We leave. Wife immediately puts Hamilton soundtrack back on and scrolls Pinterest. We won’t be discussing the film. No, we won’t be discussing anything. Am I Heathcliff? Am I myself? Am I a person? Am I sure I can keep doing this for one second longer? Tomorrow is Friday, but in reality, everyday is Monday.

America was settled, founded and built by the most adventurous, the most courageous, the most curious and innovative and risk-taking sons and daughters of the West. Our country is, in this important sense, the most essentially Western nation. America is worth defending 🇺🇸