Mel J

@PhilSledge Ting and Yang

Post the latest photo of your pet or pets. I’ll go first. No cheating ❤️

@AntiWokeMemes So, she wanks then. Cool. Sorted. Fucking idiots these lefties.

What does Emma Watson mean by 'Self-Partnered' ?

@miniature_bloke @Bones1895 @tonydutchdoc Other Catholics you mean? Yeh. Thought so.

@Bones1895 @tonydutchdoc But smart enough to exterminate scum and give them a taste of their own medicine

Except in Ireland against the British empire of course

@tonydutchdoc Except, you’re spouting utter bollocks you ski mask wearing, cowardly, terrorist cunt. You couldn’t win a fucking raffle.

@ZoeJardiniere Utter nonsense. They are leases. The operators pay the government for the right to drill on those leases, then they are taxed to the hilt for the privilege of producing from those reservoirs. The left are absolutely clueless when it comes to oil and gas drilling and production 🙄

It is blowing my mind how many people don’t seem able to grasp that oil & gas in the North Sea is not “ours” but was sold off to private companies who will trade it on the international market like any other fuel. We don’t get any kind of privileged access to this fuel.

@utftpaul 🤣🤣

@suey307 Those are the best days. Extra weekend day 🤣🤣

I keep thinking 🤔 its #Saturday 🤦‍♀️#onlyfriday

@ZetecZombie You see? It’s all about perception.

@MelJHTX Yeah it is quite nice considering 3 days a week I get breakfast cooked for me with unlimited amounts of brews 🤣 I take it back, I've got the mansion

Mrs J has gone all ‘Eastery’ in the breakfast room 😂

@ZetecZombie I’d take that every day of the week. That’s bliss in my eyes.

@MelJHTX 🤣🤣 We live in different worlds mate. I sit on the sofa or outside with bacon roll balanced on my thigh watching the planes take off and call it Al Fresco

@ZetecZombie Haha. Yours is cheaper to run and no maintenance 🤣

@MelJHTX 🤣 You have a pool, I've got 2 sinks and a bath. It's definitely a mansion

@ZetecZombie Mansion? Hardly mate 🤣 It’s just a humble family home.

@MelJHTX You have a breakfast room? How big is your mansion and can I have a job at your place 🤣

@nismoneil 😂😂😂

@MelJHTX That fire will melt the easter eggs 😁

@DeborahMeaden They can’t. It has to specify that it’s citrus marmalade.

Michael is a politician and he hasn’t realised these labels can stay exactly as they are…

@ZetecZombie Go grab yourself some mate.

One of the best times of the year was the club staff Easter weekend days out in town, now, I'm sat at home watching TopGear repeats drinking tea. I'd do anything for a Guinness right now. Games gone.

@suey307 Haha 😂😂

@MelJHTX The #Kinder Easter bunnies & Cadbury’s buttons are out ready for the grandkids, I have to keep checking that the other half hasn’t eaten them 😉

It’s Easter 🐣 The Minster mini eggs are top tier.

Minstrels FFS 🙄

@Jamesy_boy Yup. Our two Mercs have to have Premium which is 93 octane - normal unleaded in the UK and Europe. Normal unleaded here is 87 and 91 octane and European cars can’t run on it, so we have to buy the more expensive fuel 🤷🏼‍♂️

@MelJHTX My Range Rover is about £70 plus at the moment 😭😭😭.

Kinell. WTF is going on with this cost of living? I’ve just spent $140 on two bags of dog food. Anyone want two Bullies and a Chow/GS mix?