jeanne ne sais quoi

a little voice tweet about how to pronounce my name

do you still believe in the usefulness of a bachelors degree? because in 2026, it’s marginal, right?

@roseopossum I’m so sorry my dear :(((

@StevenWallaby I just fell to my knees

@MetaReflexive Feel for ya, missed a 70MM showing of Testament of Ann Lee last week because of this

I WAS GOING TO SEE MULHOLLAND DRIVE AT THE MOMA TODAY BUT INSTEAD I HAD A TERRIBLE COLD AND STAYED IN BED FOR THE PAST 16 HOURS

@VioletGweny exactlyyyyy

@VioletGweny it was an affectionate question…

@abookofsymbols just a little, as a treat

could really go for some narcissistic gratification right now 😋

@agitslop_ already number 100 on the letterboxd top 500

There simply is no chance that Project Hail Mary is a remotely good movie

@LedZeppolin so true oomfie

I’m not a doomscroller, I’m here to vibe, don’t kill it with your weak ass qrt dunks… I love you all regardless but cmon

like I stick exclusively to the following most recent tab so the only reason that shit ever shows up is when one of my beloved oomfs decides to quote tweet some reactionary bull shit instead of blocking and moving on

you guys loveeee to put right wing media pundits on my otherwise really well curated timeline

@ChloeNumberIII so true chloe

getting through 6 more excruciating days until the new pitt

@brokebackstan doctors are low key so evil

solidarity with frank langdon actually

@ratgirldingus girl fuck you

sorry to suffer from success but being unclockable in woke/queer spaces low key sucks. i just look like some random normal woman. i NEED to get an ugly haircut

@onbeinganangel 😭

first olivia rodrigo album without charlie kirk

@buffyspeak @decoyrobot ohhh lol

@MetaReflexive @decoyrobot those are freckles and moles, this is a cafe au lait spot

Biological oomfs what are these dots called in anatomical terms?

@maxies_back how do you even do that

people who start chewing the popcorn before they’ve closed their mouth <<< DIE

@Picklemaddierix it is… my mind just doesn’t work that way automatically, I kinda have to force myself to do it

@MetaReflexive it's fun to do voices

when u read professor x do u hear him as Patrick Stewart or the weird voice from the 90s cartoon

@rosebudlight you look like a russian doll here

we bringing this back